Warning, frat house story:
Once in college, I was slumming around my frat house when I stumbled on a porn collection... I threw one in the VCR to see what it was all about... 'Somewhere Under the Rainbow'.
It was midget women and other oddities having sexhul relations together!
... I have no idea whose it was, but man, I was shoked for quite a few days. I still can't think of Judy Garland the same way.
So no, I'm not into chapping midgets. Only that I know HOW to.
Hamlet's father.