Joined: 12/31/69
Men and me are like pianos; when they get upright, I feel grand.
wait, you have feelings? or you "feel"?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Are you insinuating I have no feelings? Or are we just nailing down my usage of the word?
There will be no "nailing" here...
...before noon.
if i had a hammer, mc hammer that is. can't touch this.
Alright, stop. Collaborate and listen. Pap's back with a brand new invention...
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
ckeaton, as much as I respect your authorit-y, I will nail before noon and at noon and after noon and all on a golden afternoon under the noonday sun.
But look at my avatar. It's the wonderfully authoritative Stanley Tucci, in a still from 'The Terminal'.
"I am now the final say here."
It's noon somewhere! ...As I often am heard saying.
Cheers!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
And my avatar is the wonderfully swank my man Godfrey. Swank wins out over authority.
Chin chin!
and the blonde over his shoulder bears a striking resemblance to a certain well bottomed witch.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
there are always wigs.
g*ddamned right we're merkins, ya dadgum yellow bellied snakebit polecat carpetbaggin' sheep dipper. we're merkins and damn proud of the dad blamed red white and blue, so if'n you knows what's good fer ya, you'll be keepin' them commie lovin', lenin under glass worshippin', comrade-esque ideas out his here thread. know what i mean, vern?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Can I option the rights to that last post, papa?
For an undisclosed sum, I will procure exclusive rights to the post, for use as a signature line, or title to a collection of short stories.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
any negotiations require a chocolate martini for my lawyer, vish.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
of couse, vish, now remember, no less than high 3 figures, ok.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
0.99 is three figures.
The decimal point counts, right?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I'm insulted you think so little of me, ckeaton.
you know, ck, that when you insult my negotiator, my price rises.
With the 1 figure of your negotiator, I could be jacked up to 4 figures in no time.
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