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#1451

ooo papa do, do the things you do

Posted: 6/22/04 at 4:56pm

vish do you still have those rubber gloves?

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#1452

Gassy Telemarketers.

Posted: 6/22/04 at 5:16pm

I just got a call from the Bush Campaign:

"Good afternoon Mr. Keaton... With election day coming near, we're calling our supporters from the past to see if you would like to get on board one more time. We would like to keep *burp* President Bush in office *burp*, excuse me... President Bush in office for another four years..."

Now honestly, do I want to get a call on my cell phone in the evening, and have my ear burped in? Disgusting. I said no thanks, and please hit mute the next time you feel the gas coming on.

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Hamlet's father.

#1453

Gassy Telemarketers.

Posted: 6/22/04 at 5:46pm

is this true? My hometown had one of the more legendary radio personalities (Shirley Q. Liquor, a rather popular drag queen, has some of her shtick)...she would do lengthy advertisements during her Sunday gospel show (more ads than music) and I'll never forget the day she was advertising Dixie Dandy's sales complete with Chopped steak. She burped twice in the middle of the price. I have it on cassette somewhere...

#1454

Gassy Telemarketers.

Posted: 6/23/04 at 9:01am

papa, I'm out of rubber gloves, but with a mother who's an OB/GYN, they're easily accessible.

In the meantime, would you care to settle for fuzzy handcuffs?

#1455

sassy teleprompters

Posted: 6/23/04 at 10:14am

vish, not for me dear, not for me, do scroll back and see if you can find the inspiration.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#1456

sassy teleprompters

Posted: 6/23/04 at 10:15am

Who says I was offering them to you?

#1457

sassy teleprompters

Posted: 6/23/04 at 10:16am

me-ow.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#1458

sassy teleprompters

Posted: 6/23/04 at 10:31am

Especially with those teeth!

#1459

sassy teleprompters

Posted: 6/23/04 at 10:38am

give a us a li'l kissy poo.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#1460

sassy teleprompters

Posted: 6/23/04 at 11:34am

Right here in front of everyone?

#1461

sassy teleprompters

Posted: 6/23/04 at 2:45pm

eh, right, ok, everybody look away!

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#1462

sassy teleprompters

Posted: 6/23/04 at 2:47pm

I somehow doubt that's going to work. Especially with people like jrb.

#1463

sassy teleprompters

Posted: 6/23/04 at 2:58pm

oh he just wants to watch and critique me and then explain that fascists like me shouldn't even be allowed to kiss and post a pic of my face morphed onto hitler.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#1464

sassy teleprompters

Posted: 6/23/04 at 5:01pm

LOL--any excuse to provoke me to posting to your thread and increasing its size. Well, Mr. I'm not gonna fall for that one!!

lol

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johnraymondbarker.com

#1465

sassy teleprompters

Posted: 6/23/04 at 5:02pm

he says as he posts! hah! you (*&^^$%#%$

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#1466

sassy teleprompters

Posted: 6/23/04 at 5:03pm

I knew that would tickle you.

And, hey-kiss all you want. Just please don't produce your demon spawn!

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johnraymondbarker.com

#1467

sassy teleprompters

Posted: 6/23/04 at 5:04pm

i'll not have you refer to any child of mine as a spawn! he'd be a demon out and out.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#1468

sassy teleprompters

Posted: 6/23/04 at 5:12pm

Is it possible to spawn a full fledged demon? If in fact his/her demon credentials checked out, it still would have been spawned. The fruit of thy womb, and so on. Hmmm... Perhaps a 'demon'-stration?

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Hamlet's father.

#1469

sassy teleprompters

Posted: 6/23/04 at 5:13pm

again, ck, refer to the aforementioned negotiator.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#1470

sassy teleprompters

Posted: 6/24/04 at 9:07am

Well, in daisy hilton's fantasy casting for Buffy: The Musical, papa is Spike and I'm Dru (and she's Buffy.... Hmm....), so I guess any of our offspring (in some twisted world) would be demons out and out.

Demonstrations in exchange for vino, please.

#1471

sassy teleprompters

Posted: 6/24/04 at 9:35am

in the strictest sense of the word, though, vampires cannot have children can they? being undead and all. i know, i know, angel seems to have had one in his spin-off series (oh man admitting that i know that is gonna cost me), but i don't know how exactly that worked and besides, in joss whedon's mind anything's possible.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#1472

sassy teleprompters

Posted: 6/24/04 at 9:38am

Yes, but Angel was totally and completely lacking in the spark Buffy had, so I tend to disregard that. Plus, Angel has a soul, so perhaps that's the pre-requisite for demon children?

And if I can boink knowing I'll never get pregnant and all I have to do is become a vamp, I'm there.

#1473

sassy teleprompters

Posted: 6/24/04 at 9:40am

plus you get that super cool pale dead chick look to boot...mmmmm, like hbc in fight club or kate beckinsale in underworld.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#1474

sassy teleprompters

Posted: 6/24/04 at 9:41am

Ah, Kate Beckinsale in anything.
Boinking a vampire sounds cool to me.

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Hamlet's father.

#1475

sassy teleprompters

Posted: 6/24/04 at 12:14pm

Coming from my inner dyke, boinking Kate Beckinsale sounds good to me.