vish do you still have those rubber gloves?
I just got a call from the Bush Campaign:
"Good afternoon Mr. Keaton... With election day coming near, we're calling our supporters from the past to see if you would like to get on board one more time. We would like to keep *burp* President Bush in office *burp*, excuse me... President Bush in office for another four years..."
Now honestly, do I want to get a call on my cell phone in the evening, and have my ear burped in? Disgusting. I said no thanks, and please hit mute the next time you feel the gas coming on.
is this true? My hometown had one of the more legendary radio personalities (Shirley Q. Liquor, a rather popular drag queen, has some of her shtick)...she would do lengthy advertisements during her Sunday gospel show (more ads than music) and I'll never forget the day she was advertising Dixie Dandy's sales complete with Chopped steak. She burped twice in the middle of the price. I have it on cassette somewhere...
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papa, I'm out of rubber gloves, but with a mother who's an OB/GYN, they're easily accessible.
In the meantime, would you care to settle for fuzzy handcuffs?
vish, not for me dear, not for me, do scroll back and see if you can find the inspiration.
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me-ow.
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give a us a li'l kissy poo.
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eh, right, ok, everybody look away!
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I somehow doubt that's going to work. Especially with people like jrb.
oh he just wants to watch and critique me and then explain that fascists like me shouldn't even be allowed to kiss and post a pic of my face morphed onto hitler.
LOL--any excuse to provoke me to posting to your thread and increasing its size. Well, Mr. I'm not gonna fall for that one!!
lol
he says as he posts! hah! you (*&^^$%#%$
I knew that would tickle you.
And, hey-kiss all you want. Just please don't produce your demon spawn!
i'll not have you refer to any child of mine as a spawn! he'd be a demon out and out.
Is it possible to spawn a full fledged demon? If in fact his/her demon credentials checked out, it still would have been spawned. The fruit of thy womb, and so on. Hmmm... Perhaps a 'demon'-stration?
again, ck, refer to the aforementioned negotiator.
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Well, in daisy hilton's fantasy casting for Buffy: The Musical, papa is Spike and I'm Dru (and she's Buffy.... Hmm....), so I guess any of our offspring (in some twisted world) would be demons out and out.
Demonstrations in exchange for vino, please.
in the strictest sense of the word, though, vampires cannot have children can they? being undead and all. i know, i know, angel seems to have had one in his spin-off series (oh man admitting that i know that is gonna cost me), but i don't know how exactly that worked and besides, in joss whedon's mind anything's possible.
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Yes, but Angel was totally and completely lacking in the spark Buffy had, so I tend to disregard that. Plus, Angel has a soul, so perhaps that's the pre-requisite for demon children?
And if I can boink knowing I'll never get pregnant and all I have to do is become a vamp, I'm there.
plus you get that super cool pale dead chick look to boot...mmmmm, like hbc in fight club or kate beckinsale in underworld.
Ah, Kate Beckinsale in anything.
Boinking a vampire sounds cool to me.
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Coming from my inner dyke, boinking Kate Beckinsale sounds good to me.
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