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#1

Ann Coulter, Evil Genius!

Unable to change the outcome of next week's elections, Ann Coulter has decided to re-frame the debate and make it imposssible for Democrats to meet expectations. In recent appearances, Ann had taken to saying that "Historically" the party in the democrats position should pick up 60 to 70 seats. She goes on to predict that if the Democrats DON'T manage to pick up those 60-70 seats, they should cease to exist as a party. I think you know where this is going: No party has ever experienced a gain of that size in the last 70 years. Newt Gingrich's "Republican Revolution" was a 50 seat shift and that was seen as all but unprecedented.

So when the Democrats take control of congress next week, Ann Coulter can crow that they are pathetic losers, unable to pick up a measly 60 seats and might as well close up shop!

You have to admire her cojones!
#2

re: Ann Coulter, Evil Genius!

Some people tempt me to buy a gun

Updated On: 11/4/06 at 10:54 AM

#3

re: Ann Coulter, Evil Genius!

^^^Yup!
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#4

re: Ann Coulter, Evil Genius!

Or a machete, but a gun would probably be quicker.
~And let us try, before we die, to make some sense of life~
#5

re: Ann Coulter, Evil Genius!

but a machete has endless possibilities!

With a gun, you have 1 option.
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#6

re: Ann Coulter, Evil Genius!

Personally I long for something like a whiffle bat-- something I could wield repeatedly and vent my rage! Ann could only take a shot (assuming you have a silver buller) and I'd really need more than that to feel really good about myself.
#7

re: Ann Coulter, Evil Genius!

Personally I long for something like a whiffle bat-- something I could wield repeatedly and vent my rage! Ann could only take a shot (assuming you have a silver buller) and I'd really need more than that to feel really good about myself.
#8

re: Ann Coulter, Evil Genius!

Actually, the way to really hurt her is to ignore her. She complained in an interview that she had written an article that "the liberals hadn't even touched", which was apparently a personal tragedy for her. Cease to give her attention, and she'll wither up and die like a plant deprived of water and light.
I ask in all honesty/What would life be?/Without a song and a dance, what are we?/So I say "Thank you for the music/For giving it to me."
#9

re: Ann Coulter, Evil Genius!

Exactly. She's like the trolliest troll that ever was.
http://community.livejournal.com/ltd_brands_suck/
#10

re: Ann Coulter, Evil Genius!

I don't think genius is the right word, more like "evil **** whore bitch who should be eating by rabid squirrels."
#11

re: Ann Coulter, Evil Genius!

Where, exactly, does this crazy women say all these things that you're all so fond of quoting? I only know what she says, because I read it hear. Are you all listening to right-wing radio programs? I find shows like Rush Limbaugh, unlistenable. I've never been able to stand them for more than 5 minutes.
#12

re: Ann Coulter, Evil Genius!

JohnBoy2--I occasionally listen to right-wing nuts like Coulter and Limbaugh for EXTREMELY short periods, just because I think it's important to know your enemy. I agree, though, that you can't do this for long without getting a headache.
I ask in all honesty/What would life be?/Without a song and a dance, what are we?/So I say "Thank you for the music/For giving it to me."
#13

re: Ann Coulter, Evil Genius!

I don't think genius is the right word, more like "evil **** whore bitch who should be eating by rabid squirrels."

I'm all for that.

P.S. You had me at"evil" and lost me at "genius."
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