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[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 8/23/13 at 12:23pm

got outta the biz and went corporate, javero. but y'know someone went and said my name three times and voila.

susie, i have a really, really bad record with blondes from brooklyn. probably your lack of caps annoys them because the remember a witty, debonair and stunningly handsome poster who used to frequent these parts who had a marked dislike for capital letters. i must ask, blondie - do you mind if i call you blondie? not that your answer will affect my actions - is english your second language or are you just really bad with the typing thing?

[suestorm]

Posted: 8/23/13 at 12:31pm

i dont mind blondie

both, plus nails and genuine laziness

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 8/23/13 at 12:32pm

This one is from Russia.

I can't keep track of the stories but I believe "she" was born in the motherland a couple of decades ago. Her parents moved here, she just happened to attend college in NYC, and now interns. Possibly at her father's law firm.

Wow. Did I get all that right, "sue"? That was tough.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/23/13 at 12:33pm

blondie often wears a headband.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 8/23/13 at 12:34pm

in soviet russia, trolls post you!

i have no idea what that means, but a yakov smirnoff attempt was required here.

[suestorm]

Posted: 8/23/13 at 12:42pm

Pappa. Can I call you daddy lol?

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 8/23/13 at 12:43pm

Oh, dear God.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 8/23/13 at 1:08pm

pappa. can i call you daddy lol?

yeah, that never works out well. for anyone. well, there was that one girl. but she was and is something very, very special.

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 8/23/13 at 1:16pm

why do i suddeny feel like im in the friggin twiight fvcking zone?

[ghostlight2]

Posted: 8/23/13 at 1:40pm

"cause ya are, Blanche, 'cause ya are!"

[suestorm]

Posted: 8/23/13 at 1:42pm

Carlos, i feel like anne francis here at times! LOL

Updated On: 8/23/13 at 01:42 PM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/23/13 at 1:44pm

You should make like Claude Rains and then you wouldn't be causing any more problems here.

Updated On: 8/23/13 at 01:44 PM

[suestorm]

Posted: 8/23/13 at 1:48pm

^^ Bullying his way on the boards since 7/22/3!^^

[Patronus]

Posted: 8/23/13 at 1:53pm

Papa 2: Papa Harder!

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 8/23/13 at 1:53pm

It's like papa doesn't even remember me any more! I'm absolutely devastated and...

well....



I just don't want to talk about it!


*quickly turns and runs from the room sobbing dramatically*

(door slam)

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 8/23/13 at 1:56pm

It's like papa doesn't even remember me any more! I'm absolutely devastated and...

well....



I just don't want to talk about it!


*quickly turns and runs from the room sobbing dramatically*

(door slam)

oh mister matt, you get me, you really get me.

[son_of_a_gunn_25]

Posted: 8/23/13 at 1:57pm

"It's like papa doesn't even remember me any more! I'm absolutely devastated and...
well....
I just don't want to talk about it!
*quickly turns and runs from the room sobbing dramatically*
(door slam)"


*pours self a whiskey*

Now it's a party!

Updated On: 8/23/13 at 01:57 PM

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 8/23/13 at 2:06pm

No, YOU really get ME!
Whatever...
Shut up!

*clicking heels fade into distance*

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 8/23/13 at 2:06pm

also, anybody who thinks that any of this sh*t is bullying ought to break out the search feature and read up on what things used to be like around here.

i seem to recall phone calls from moderators, "please, you have to stop antagonizing this person!"

the stuff that used to go on would curl your toes. i know. i was usually one of the ones doing it.

and i am not the least bit repentant, nor have i grown up. not one f*cking bit.

Updated On: 8/23/13 at 02:06 PM

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 8/23/13 at 2:07pm

Geez, it's like you're coming down the staircase at the Harmonia Gardens.

[JustAGuy]

Posted: 8/23/13 at 2:14pm

First Craig, then Papa....can HDThoreau2 be far behind??

Now those were the days!

Updated On: 8/23/13 at 02:14 PM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/23/13 at 2:15pm

also, anybody who thinks that any of this sh*t is bullying out to break out the search feature and read up on what things used to be like around here.

i seem to recall phone calls from moderators, "please, you have to stop antagonizing this person!"

THANK YOU! Now if you could give us your opinion that if a troll doesn't "march in goosestep" with "everybody else" (even though nobody else marches in goosestep), I would personally be much obliged.

[Wynbish]

Posted: 8/23/13 at 2:19pm

I'm going to need to stock up on popcorn

[suestorm]

Posted: 8/23/13 at 2:21pm

you can just follow jordan and others advice and simply not antagonize or comment on those you dont "claim" to dislike. then the cycle would stop. its very effective.

#beeshoney

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 8/23/13 at 2:22pm

i goosestep. i goosestep like nobody's f*cking business. mel brooks saw me goosestepping and came so hard he ended up dehydrated and on an iv.

seems to me like there's way too many feelies around here.