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#1

someone please motivate me

I have so much school work and errands to do but I'm so supremely unmotivated.
#2

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Aw, it's Friday! Take a break! That's what I'm doing. I never do work on Fridays. (Sorry, that was a terrible attempt at motivation, don't listen to me or follow my example).
#3

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that was some motivation, elphie...but i agree - take a break!
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
#4

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I'm sitting in my office doing absolutely nothing.

I think I need more motivation than I could give.
#5

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GET MOVING!!!! (With a sense of Urgency)
If you don't do your schoolwork, you will be a failure.
If you don't run your errands, you'll have nothing to wipe your a$$ with.
If you don't get moving you will accomplish nothing,
therefore
you will never succeed at anything.
So get your a$$ in gear and GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.
#6

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I give myself presents! Like if I need to finish something by tomorrow I think "ok... if i finish this in time, i'll get some McDonalds!" or a cd or w/e! Its the little things that make me happy tho... so i dont know if that would work for u
What is it about Lucy?? I know she's a bitch, and yet I want to be her...
#7

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that works, seaweed...but i usually skip the errand and go right for the present...
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
#8

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Justice, thank you, but as I read that, all I could think was "I'll move later".
JP, wanna hang out? you can do my theory assignment for me.
#9

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You will one day be dead.

Gather ye roses while ye may.
#11

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JID..don't let me down...no Oscar until you finish all you need to get done. re: someone please motivate me
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#12

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GET YOUR FUDGEN WORK DONE OR YOU WILL NEVER SUCCEES IN LIFE....WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANNA DO - YOU WON'T...YOU'LL BECOME A BUM AND DIE A BUM!

DO YOUR GODDAMM MUTTAFURKIN WORK!
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
#13

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I was just thinking almost the same thing. Except my attitude is... why knock yourself out. No matter what you do, or how much you accomplish, you're going to die one day anyway.
There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. - Nelson Mandela
#14

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Believe Me, I'm being hypocritical. I have to get to work, but I'm stuck here on BWW, and don't have the motivation to jump in the shower.
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.
#15

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"Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today." I used to have a Snoopy pin that said that.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#16

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Yeah it's kinda ironic I tryed to motivate you because I have no willpower at all...
What is it about Lucy?? I know she's a bitch, and yet I want to be her...
#17

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Sure, we can hang out. I'll bring movies and beer.

I'll do your theory but don't ask me what happened when they kick you out of the music program :)
#18

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The fact is - no one has willpower - hence the creation of BWW....
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
#19

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JP, they're going to kick me out anyway.
I'm on the high road to academic probation. Problem is, I don't really care.
#20

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Yeah, that's no good. Push onward or else you'll end up like me. No, not dashing and witty but old and irritable.
#21

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At home my mom is my will power

"QUI-INN!!! DO YOUR HOMEWORK NOW!!! THINK ABOUT COLLEGE!!! YOU WANT A GOOD JOB DON'T YOU!??!"

Gee mom thanks for your gentle suggestions
What is it about Lucy?? I know she's a bitch, and yet I want to be her...
#22

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Exactly, seaweed - but at school, my motivation is actually to do well because I love my classes!
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
#23

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all of this motivation has made me tired.
i'm taking a nap.
#24

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i was gonna take a nap an hr ago - but i'm still here...
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
#25

re: someone please motivate me

Bso your chicken is my new hero!
What is it about Lucy?? I know she's a bitch, and yet I want to be her...

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