"stinkers"

[emmamia]

Posted: 1/14/04 at 4:42pm

went to see "o" a few nights ago and sat next to someone that had probably the WORST body odor ever ... unfortunately it was a completely sold out show and I couldnt move.
Sorry I just had to vent I mean shower ... body spray/perfume/cologne ... is it that hard to use???

i might just have to start carrying clinique happy to mask the smell :) (right amneris haha)

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 1/14/04 at 4:57pm

I remember going to a show and a woman infront of me pulled out her cologne and spritzed herself (and everyone around her) quite vigorously. The stench was horrific. Everyone was sneezing and coughing. My mother was physically ill and I got a headache.

[son_of_a_gunn_25]

Posted: 1/14/04 at 5:00pm

Just take febreeze and start spraying the person, haha, (note: I really don't recommend this)

Updated On: 1/14/04 at 05:00 PM

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 1/14/04 at 5:56pm

you may not recommend it, son, but it works

[Crazy4MattMorrison52]

Posted: 1/14/04 at 6:30pm

omg during rent with joey fatone last summer 5 guys smelt so bad in front of me

[orion59]

Posted: 1/14/04 at 6:55pm

I seem to have the opposite problem when I go to the theater. I am seated next to a woman who has taken a bath in overpowering cheap perfume. My eyes water, my thraot burns, my sinues get stuffed up, it's terrible. Why do so many women think that more perfume is better? Even the nicest smelling perfume becomes obnoxious when it creates a nuclear mushroom cloud that follows the woman around.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 1/14/04 at 7:12pm

That's why I HATE Sunday matinees.

[shermanslave]

Posted: 1/14/04 at 7:36pm

hmmmm, it's always me that is the stinky one.

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 1/14/04 at 8:14pm

Try sitting behind someone who cut "The Fart That Ate Cleveland"

[JoizeyActor]

Posted: 1/14/04 at 8:28pm

There's this pale, greasy, stinky kid who does plays at my school. YUCK! All those sweaty dance rehearsals? The stage is a toxic war zone.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 1/14/04 at 8:30pm

How can a fart eat anything?...let alone a whole city. Geeze!

The worst experience I had with odors in the theater was the woman who sat beside me at the City Center and reeked of hard boiled eggs...oh, how I wished I'd brought some mayonnaise!

Speaking of aerosol sprays, I am now working on a little something I've entitled "CorineBeGone". One little "pfffft" of
this marvel will propel our favorite vixen backwards to any country where civilization does not exist. (patent pending)

[JoizeyActor]

Posted: 1/14/04 at 8:32pm

Aw, Why do you guys bust on Corine? Did I miss something she did?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 1/14/04 at 9:02pm

Why do we all adore Corine?

Well first, there was the TV talk show that she was supposed to host. Whatever became of it????

Then there were the "insightful" interviews that she did for this site. They read sorta like: "See Spot. See Spot run. Run Spot, run, run, run."

Of course there were her equally insightful reviews. One thing she neglected to realize was that in order to write a review you have to have a point of view. She had none--just mindless prattle.

Then there was the obsession with "The Marvelous Michael Musto"...

Need I say more????

[thirdrowcenter]

Posted: 1/14/04 at 9:06pm

Stop bashing Corine. It's totally wrong and mean.