"thank god you're not pregnant" gift ideas

#1

"thank god you're not pregnant" gift ideas

Posted: 8/14/10 at 9:04pm

so my friend was really, really late and was all worried and stuff, but omg! thankfully her period came!!! so we want to totally celebrate and get her something, but we just don't know what and i know that y'all can help. so, any ideas?

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...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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#2

'thank god you're not pregnant' gift ideas

Posted: 8/14/10 at 9:08pm

A half-gallon of vodka and a carton of smokes?

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#3

'thank god you're not pregnant' gift ideas

Posted: 8/14/10 at 9:09pm

but what kinda vodka, ww?

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#4

'thank god you're not pregnant' gift ideas

Posted: 8/14/10 at 9:11pm

Everyone has their favorite, but I'm very brand-loyal.

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#5

'thank god you're not pregnant' gift ideas

Posted: 8/14/10 at 9:12pm

that's one of those damn commie vodkas, ain't it? well, i guess we can say it's made by the russian mob.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#6

'thank god you're not pregnant' gift ideas

Posted: 8/14/10 at 9:44pm

Papa! Glad to see you and glad to hear your happy news! Margaritas are always good. And as American as Taco Bell!

#7

'thank god you're not pregnant' gift ideas

Posted: 8/14/10 at 9:53pm

Welcome back, papa!

I've missed you.

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....but the world goes 'round

#8

'thank god you're not pregnant' gift ideas

Posted: 8/14/10 at 10:14pm

A hysterectomy is always a nice gift.

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#9

'thank god you're not pregnant' gift ideas

Posted: 8/14/10 at 10:28pm

Or a gift basket of contraceptives?

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#10

'thank god you're not pregnant' gift ideas

Posted: 8/14/10 at 10:45pm

A bottle of Morning After pills

#11

'thank god you're not pregnant' gift ideas

Posted: 8/15/10 at 5:14am

Next time she can worry less!

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#12

'thank god you're not pregnant' gift ideas

Posted: 8/15/10 at 4:40pm

I would get her a card that says, "just keep your damn legs shut next time."