#1
Posted: 2/22/06 at 9:31pm
it's true. i'm hopelessly in love. head over heels like a junior high school girl who just discovered masturbation for the first time with the hand held shower massage. i didn't know that it could happen like this.
but there's trouble.
i also happen to love his boyfriend, a neopolitan pepper pot of a stud with smoldering eyes who makes a gravy that even lidia would kill to taste. he makes me feel like i could climb every mountain carrying a sheep under each arm.
if that wasn't bad enough, my wife loves them both. oh why is life such a cruel and sadistic b*tch?
but there's trouble.
i also happen to love his boyfriend, a neopolitan pepper pot of a stud with smoldering eyes who makes a gravy that even lidia would kill to taste. he makes me feel like i could climb every mountain carrying a sheep under each arm.
if that wasn't bad enough, my wife loves them both. oh why is life such a cruel and sadistic b*tch?
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
