the completely unauthorized and wildly scandalous i love bongoboy thread

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 9:31pm

it's true. i'm hopelessly in love. head over heels like a junior high school girl who just discovered masturbation for the first time with the hand held shower massage. i didn't know that it could happen like this.

but there's trouble.

i also happen to love his boyfriend, a neopolitan pepper pot of a stud with smoldering eyes who makes a gravy that even lidia would kill to taste. he makes me feel like i could climb every mountain carrying a sheep under each arm.

if that wasn't bad enough, my wife loves them both. oh why is life such a cruel and sadistic b*tch?

[etoile]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 9:42pm

"...my wife loves them both."

So where is there a problem?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 9:44pm

i was never big on that whole sharing thing...

[PalJoey]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 9:45pm

Sorry. You're too late. Bongoboy is MY bitch.

[Calvin]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 9:46pm

It's not sharing if there's four. Or any other even number.

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 9:48pm

Oh, please. Who *doesn't* love BongoBoy? I'm a fan.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 9:55pm

call him a b*tch again and detente is out the window, pal.

[FidoRock]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 10:03pm

hmm.. should I be building an altar for bongoboy and just don't know it?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 10:07pm

buidling an altar at the very least. you should be right now collecting virgins to sacrifice at the volcano of love that is bongoboy.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 10:10pm

I used to be an altar boy...can I partake in this ritual?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 10:13pm

depends, can you still fit into your cassock?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 10:17pm

I'll make it fit dammit !!!! I will NOT be left out again !!!!

Updated On: 2/22/06 at 10:17 PM

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 10:17pm

I got so excited...the computer kept posting it !!!

Updated On: 2/22/06 at 10:17 PM

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 10:17pm

I guess you got the point?

Updated On: 2/22/06 at 10:17 PM

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 10:18pm

ok, ok, i can see you're pretty adamant about this.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 10:43pm

i think everyone should share their naughtiest bongoboy story.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 10:49pm

You'd really like to see me get banned from this board wouldn't you Papa?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 11:01pm

we'll go together, boobs, we'll go together.

[bongoboy]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 11:23pm

feeling the love and giving it back freely!

[DG]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 11:28pm

Free love.

No wonder iflit posted here.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 11:38pm

I came out of retirement to add that bongo is the real goods, and he's sexy, too.

Cheers!
Updated On: 2/23/06 at 11:38 PM

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 2/23/06 at 7:14am

I was trying to think of something naughty that Mr. Bongo did that I could actually post....I do remember at a BWW gathering another poster giving him what most would consider a lap dance...I must withhold the name of this poster because what happens in LUXIA stays in LUXIA.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 2/23/06 at 9:06am

He's my Surferdude! Love him!

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 2/23/06 at 9:43am

hmmm, i guess joe's pub is off limits too then, boobs.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 2/23/06 at 12:36pm

I feel cheated. I don't have any scandalous bongo stories.