the official bww petition to ban posters with numbers in their screen names- Page 3

[chicolini]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 6:29pm

while the undersocrians are a noble group, everyone knows that the lowercasites (i'll forgive you that minor indiscretion, oh elfen edger) have always and will always reign supreme

right on, papa, right on.

[shiksa_goddess]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 6:39pm

Papa what about those that are so innovative and fresh that they mix caps and lowercases WITH underscores???

I.E. wIcKeD_iS_lYfE

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 6:40pm

They're the next to go, I'm afraid.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 6:55pm

papa, you BITCH. If I drop my numbers, how the hell will I be distinguishable from Rathnaits 1-61???

Put your hand down, Namo.

[Ariella]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 7:00pm

By foolishly clicking, I had no idea I was aiding in the doom of so many. Oh well - tough luck.

[colleen_lee]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 7:02pm

That really is the genius of this plan.

[Marlene]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 7:04pm

I do not appreciate that you want to do away with my future spawns papa, I was just working on Marlene2. We can all resolve this problem by using roman numerals, biotch. I dub thee RathnaitLXII.

[etoile]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 7:04pm

I plan to keep clicking until I find the petition link. Anything for a good cause.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 7:51pm

Can't we all get along? Numbers, letters, symbols, aren't we all equal in the eyes of the creator? If you ****us, do we not bleed?

It is a sad sad day when people are forced to turn their backs on who they are to conform on this board. First they came for the Numbers. I did not speak up because I had no numbers. Then, they came for the Star-bellied Sneetches. I had a plain belly so I said nothing. Then, they came for the Andrew Llyod Webber fans. I said nothing, because, of course, the world is better off without them. Then, finally they came for me. And there was no one to speak up for me.

Think about it people!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 8:00pm

Your number's up, Numbers!

Updated On: 1/2/07 at 08:00 PM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 8:06pm

Rob Morrow, David Krumholz and Judd Hirsch have announced that they will be appearing at a benefit to fight this ban.

Numbers now, Numbers 4ever!

I am going 2 use more numb3rs now. Anti-numb3r bias makes me 6.

[smartpenguin78]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 8:14pm

Get rid of them all.

[aspen]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 8:15pm

I think the numbers 0, 1, 5, and 9 should be allowed, since a user may mistake them for "O" or "L" or "S" or "g".

3 should be allowed for those dyslexic users who might mistake it for an "E". The same with 2, which is vaguely "S"-like.

7 should be allowed because it's an upside-down "L". The same with 4, because in some forms it's an inverted "h".

If the number 6 is rotated 180 degrees, it becomes "g".

The only users who must be ELIMINATED are those who have used the number 8, since it can be turned sideways to form the infinity sign, making it *gasp* a DOUBLE NUMBER!! For shame!

*glares at spiderdj82*

[Marlene]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 8:17pm

I think 8's are capital B's...without the rough edges. Threes should be legal, or else I'm force to resort to "I less than three Idina"...and that's not hot.

Bring back antiquity! Ecce Romani! Updated On: 1/2/07 at 08:17 PM

[colleen_lee]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 8:19pm

Any user that mistakes numbers for letters or letters for numbers should also be eliminated.

[Marlene]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 8:20pm

y0u suck. And my father, the inventor of toaster strudel, won't like the sound of this.
Updated On: 1/2/07 at 08:20 PM

[aspen]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 8:21pm

Colleen, are you undermining the suffering of the dyslexics? Don't make me sic Britney and Cher on you!!

[colleen_lee]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 8:23pm

We have no use for baggage like dyslexia in our utopic BWW.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 8:30pm

21 more to go.

Opps, sorry. Twenty-one more to go.

[Atrias]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 8:31pm

Marlene, dare I ask...was Ecce Romani a textbook you've used?

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 8:32pm

And we're done.

[JohnBoy2]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 8:33pm

I think we should ban posters who have a singular love for only one dance style.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 8:33pm

No more me, Moony.

Is that really what you wanted?

[ahmelie]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 8:34pm

Finally, an online petition with an actual purpose!

Count me in! (SH*T, is the word "count" still legal?)

[TheatreDiva612]

Posted: 1/2/07 at 8:35pm

Papa, do you really not want to talk to me anymore?