I knew I shouldn't have used the word snatch.
*holds key to thread*
Well since you put it in cleavage, I'm sure Papa won't mind retreiving it.
dear thread,
monkeys can be cute, but they bite. oh how they bite.
love,
papa
I miss this thread.
dear thread,
i was thinking about that old adage, "if you lick it, they will come." i think they're right.
love,
papa
I want to thank and congratulate everyone...we didn't infringe on Papa's thread for over 12 hours!. Well done, and keep up the good work.
This thread makes me smile.
Saw this in another thread and figured it'd get deleted. So, I saved it.
Thought it might bring a laugh or two.
Note to self:
Don't post in papa's thread.
I am proud of myself for not posting here.
dear thread,
the river she flows long, but the otters still make salmon run. i have a harpoon, so i don't worry.
love,
papa
Mark Spitz has 7 threads.
Michael Phelps also has seven threads.
dear thread,
don't you think that ooby dooby ought to make a comeback? it makes me wanna rama lama ding dong.
love,
papa
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Who put the Bomp in the Bomp shoo bomp a Lomp? Please!?
I've been busy with starting the new school year so I just noticed that papa had his own thread. I'll have to watch it closely so I can see what papa has to say, but I will refrain from posting in it unless I have something really important to share with papa's thread.
Like this...
dear thread,
please look out for my buddy pervy. he's on the job hunt.
love,
papa
dear thread,
the dry cleaner destroyed another button on another shirt. i hate them. on the bright side, the dryer didn't eat any socks this time. i even seem to have found new ones! lucky me.
love,
papa
dear thread,
no one seems to have heard of she wants revenge but tear you apart makes me tingle in my naughty parts. omg! don't tell anyone but i think j finally exhausted his last appeal. hope he likes stateville!
love,
papa
dear papi's thread,
i don't quite get the video either. does she have boy parts or alien parts? thanks.
xoxo,
shamey
dear thread,
what does it say about a stalker that they don't even have their own identity? is it like a chapman? i feel like henry, "will no one rid me of this troublesome troll?"
love,
papa
Dear Papa,
Love, SOMMS
Oh SOMMS, me want summadat!
Does it work on sock puppets or just on trolls?
dear thread,
i don't care what they say about him. that sommsy's just dreamy i tells ya!
love,
papa
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