My story is nothing spectacular. A word to the wise for all you virgins though -- make sure your first isn't a "minute man" (or, a less than a minute man)... oy lol
And actually, I can't believe that for the things we can't discuss that this thread has been allowed to go on this long.
"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...