words of wisdom from @drunkhulk

#1

words of wisdom from @drunkhulk

Posted: 5/19/10 at 2:26pm

i break with my ban on caps for few things, but drunk hulk is one of them.

"DRUNK HULK NO UNDERSTAND WHY KATHERINE HEIGL GET WORK! DRUNK HULK SEE MORE EMOTION AND RANGE FROM CENOBITE!"

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#2

words of wisdom from @drunkhulk

Posted: 5/19/10 at 2:29pm

Namo turned me onto Drunk Hulk. His tweets are almost always the highlight of my morning.

#3

words of wisdom from @drunkhulk

Posted: 5/19/10 at 2:30pm

namo turned us all on to him. he's like the tim leary of drunkhulkdom.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#4

words of wisdom from @drunkhulk

Posted: 5/19/10 at 2:40pm

TUNE IN. DRINK UP. HULK OUT.

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#5

words of wisdom from @drunkhulk

Posted: 5/19/10 at 2:40pm

DRUNK HULK CRY LIKE LITTLE GIRL WHEN LEARN HOW MUCH SARAH PALIN MAKE TO SPEAK ABOUT NOTHING FOR UNIVERSITY! WISH DRUNK HULK HAVE SPEAK FEE!

#6

words of wisdom from @drunkhulk

Posted: 5/19/10 at 2:53pm

DRUNK HULK HAPPY OBAMA NOMINATE HER FOR SUPREME COURT! BUT MARY LOU RETTON HAS REALLY LET SELF GO!

#7

words of wisdom from @drunkhulk

Posted: 5/19/10 at 2:54pm

WHY WHEN TAYLOR MOMSEN NO WEAR PANT IT COOL! BUT WHEN DRUNK HULK DO IT! DRUNK HULK NEED GO VISIT ATTORNEY!

#8

words of wisdom from @drunkhulk

Posted: 5/19/10 at 2:55pm

And this, when Sun and Jin died on "Lost":

FELT LIKE DRUNK HULK BE INTERVIEW BY BARBARA WALTERS WHILE CHOP ONION LAST NIGHT DURING LOST!

#9

words of wisdom from @drunkhulk

Posted: 5/19/10 at 2:58pm

Following now.

I think drunkhulk is Phyllis:

DRUNK HULK CONFESS! DRUNK HULK USE AUTOTUNE WHEN SING!

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#10

words of wisdom from @drunkhulk

Posted: 5/19/10 at 2:59pm

LOL! I love the Mary Lou Retton one!

#11

words of wisdom from @drunkhulk

Posted: 5/20/10 at 8:33am

STEPHEN HAWKING SAY NO TALK TO ALIEN! NO GO NEAR THEY CAR! EVEN IF THEY GOTS CANDY! MORE YOU KNOW!

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#12

words of wisdom from @drunkhulk

Posted: 5/24/10 at 11:03am

DRUNK HULK EITHER SERVE IN VIETNAM! OR DURING VIETNAM! OR BY VIETNAM! WHICH EVER ONE GET DRUNK HULK MORE VOTE!

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#13

words of wisdom from @drunkhulk

Posted: 5/24/10 at 11:17am

Brilliant! I'm also fond of darthvader

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#14

words of wisdom from @drunkhulk

Posted: 5/24/10 at 5:26pm

DRUNK HULK BEGIN THINK PAPERBACK EDITION OF KINDLE NO EVER COME OUT!

#15

words of wisdom from @drunkhulk

Posted: 6/15/10 at 3:27pm

DRUNK HULK LIKE MICKEY ROURKE! BUT HE LOOK LIKE HE NO CLOSE EYE WHEN THEY OPEN ARK!

#16

words of wisdom from @drunkhulk

Posted: 6/15/10 at 6:36pm

I'm almost tempted to join Twitter just to follow drunkhulk. Thanks for the occasional update!

#17

words of wisdom from @drunkhulk

Posted: 6/16/10 at 9:53am

OBAMA SPEECH! IF DRUNK HULK WANT VAGUE AND NO EXPLANATION AND ANSWER! DRUNK HULK WATCH DAVID LYNCH MOVIE!


[You don't have to join Twitter to read his tweets, just bookmark him]
DRUNK HULK

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#18

words of wisdom from @drunkhulk

Posted: 6/16/10 at 9:56am

Oh wow. Too funny! I'm going to follow him.

#19

words of wisdom from @drunkhulk

Posted: 6/16/10 at 9:58am

DRUNK HULK HEAD SAY IT SLEEP TIME! BUT DRUNK HULK HEART SAY IT HAMMER TIME!

#20

words of wisdom from @drunkhulk

Posted: 6/16/10 at 10:00am

I'll go as far as to say that BOTH his heads are saying it's HAMMER TIME.

#21

words of wisdom from @drunkhulk

Posted: 6/16/10 at 10:08am

DRUNKHULK is one freakyassmudder:

POUR SOME SUGAR ON DRUNK HULK! CAN NO GET ENOUGH! DRUNK HULK HOT! STICKY! SWEET! FROM HEAD TO FOOT! YEAH!

#22

words of wisdom from @drunkhulk

Posted: 6/16/10 at 10:09am

and witty as all get out!!

DRUNK HULK THINK NO SHOULD RELEASE SEX IN CITY 2: SEX CITIER IN GULF COAST STATE! THEY NEED DEAL WITH ONE DISASTER AT TIME!

#23

words of wisdom from @drunkhulk

Posted: 6/16/10 at 3:48pm

BRISTOL AND LEVI BACK TOGETHER! DRUNK HULK NO BE THIS UPSET ABOUT REUNION SINCE STEPHENIE MEYER REUNITE WITH TYPEWRITER!

#24

words of wisdom from @drunkhulk

Posted: 6/29/10 at 2:39pm

DRUNK HULK LIKE KRISTEN STEWART! SHE METHOD ACTOR! SHE NO EVER BREAK CHARACTER! SHE ACT MISERABLE ALL TIME! THAT COMMITMENT!

#25

words of wisdom from @drunkhulk

Posted: 6/29/10 at 3:22pm

I've gotta follow him now.

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