worst movie ever

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worst movie ever

Posted: 1/21/08 at 12:15am

I just finished watching what may very well be the worst movie ever; Bring IT on In it to Win It. I knew all of the sequels have been pretty bad; but my cousin wanted to watch it. It was full of cheese. There were even several sad Broadway references to Westide Story and A chorus Line, even Stomp. Why these were included is beyond me, because i am sure the bulk of the kids watching this movie will not have a clue where the lines or references come form.

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Posted: 1/21/08 at 12:21am

Updated On: 2/21/09 at 12:21 AM

#3

re: worst movie ever

Posted: 1/21/08 at 1:41am

I have it Tivo'd.

And I also watched the first two yesterday and BIO:All Or Nothing today. I like 'em. They're good background noise.

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#4

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Posted: 1/21/08 at 9:56am

Mr.Wrong with Ellen DeGenerges. So bad!!

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#5

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Posted: 1/21/08 at 10:21am

An allegory about gay werewolves. Not even campy enough to be enjoyable.

#6

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Posted: 1/21/08 at 10:39am

PLAN NINE FROM OUTTER SPACE


Come on! You simply can't get much worse than that!

#7

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Posted: 1/21/08 at 10:51am

Folks, I have seen A LOT of movies. Possibly thousands. WAAAAY too many.


If a major studio has released a film worse than HOWARD THE DUCK, I'm afraid I missed it. Its not so bad its good its just deadly.


Trivia: What Broadway musical actor was Howards speaking voice?

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Updated On: 1/21/08 at 10:51 AM

#8

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Posted: 1/21/08 at 10:53am

Defying Gravity, how dare you malign the cinematic milestone that is Plan 9! I thought the chiropractor double for Lugosi was totally believable. Favorite bit of dialogue: "A man's been murdered and somebody's responsible." Pure genius.

#9

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Posted: 1/21/08 at 10:57am

Borstal: I've never seen the movie, but do they need 8 ducks? Or is it 7 singing voices and only one actual voice?

Sounds confusing.

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#10

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Posted: 1/21/08 at 10:59am

Nmartin, how could I be so silly? I just don't know what I was thinking.

#11

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Posted: 1/21/08 at 11:04am

Defying Gravity, all is forgiven. Now, off you go to the Ed Wood Film Festival that I feel sure will be held today at your home.

#12

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Posted: 1/21/08 at 11:06am

I'll report back as soon as my eyeballs have fallen out from watching that much TV.

#13

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Posted: 1/21/08 at 11:13am

The Cheetah Girls 2. It's a movie made for television.

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#14

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Posted: 1/21/08 at 1:26pm

ACROSS. THE. UNIVERSE.

Painful and bad with an incoheisive storyline and bad interweaving of Beatles music. A shame. Julie Taymor should stick to her puppets on Broadway.

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#15

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Posted: 1/21/08 at 1:44pm

Borstalboy: It's Chip Zien. I only know that from reading the AV Club's entry about it in My Year of Flops. I did a double take when I read it.

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#16

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Posted: 1/21/08 at 4:24pm

And to think that HOWARD THE DUCK doesn't appear on Chip Zien's Playbill bios. Shame.

And I'm sorry, CHICAGO is still, for my money, the worst movie ever.

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#17

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Posted: 1/21/08 at 5:51pm

More HOWARD tidbits: The unknown singer who was tapped to play the female lead before they unceremoniously dumped her after Lea Thompson became available?




















Would you believe: TORI AMOS!!!!!!!! Talk about dodging a bullet!

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#18

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Posted: 1/21/08 at 8:35pm

There are worse movies than the Bring It On movies, for starters all of those hip hop dance movies like You Got Served, Step Up, Step Up II, etc.

I think the worst movie ever was Epic Movie. It was so stupid. It tried so hard to be funny, but it feel flat on it's face. I didn't laugh once. It was just horrible.

#19

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Posted: 1/21/08 at 8:39pm

And what a way for Tim Robbins' career to have started. Kind of gives one hope, in a way.

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#20

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Posted: 1/21/08 at 8:40pm

The referenced "Westide Story"? That's pretty obscure.

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#21

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Posted: 1/21/08 at 8:46pm

ANGST. No matter how bad TEETH turns out to be, it CAN'T be worse than this, the mother of all man-eating vagina movies.

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#22

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Posted: 1/21/08 at 8:49pm

Moulin Rouge

#23

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Posted: 1/21/08 at 9:16pm

Like worrell said Epic Movie might have been the worst movie ever created. It was just so awful!

#24

re: worst movie ever

Posted: 1/22/08 at 5:30am

Skin Deep with John Ritter
Rocky 6

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Posted: 1/22/08 at 5:57am

Updated On: 2/21/09 at 05:57 AM