i didn't do anything really bad. i did skip a whole lot. i mean, i'd go to school and then just not go to class. in 12th grade i had this computer teacher that was like eighty years old, and his class was my last one at the end of the day. i went to it maybe once or twice the whole year, and he'd be like, "hey were you in class yesterday?" and i'd be like, "yeah, remember? we worked on making websites." and he'd go "oh yeah i remember..." poor old man. i made a 100 in that class. i used to draw comics of my physics teacher in drag (during class!), but he never caught me. in 8th grade health, we had this really weird spacy teacher that no one really understood. she brought a suitcase to class everyday and wouldn't leave it alone. she took it everywhere. and she would make lots of bathroom trips and take the suitcase with her. anyway, she, like so many teachers, had one of those giant plastic mugs that they fill with diet coke (what is it with teachers and diet coke?). so my friend, for reasons i can't quite pinpoint, poored rubbing alcohol in her mug while she was on one of her "bathroom" trips. she came back and drank it, and was like what is in this? it tastes like rubbing alcohol! and so my friend confessed and the police came and got him. aren't you glad i never did anything that bad? in terms of getting in trouble, i think it was mostly just for never doing my work and failing all my classes. they also hated me for being sick all the time. but i never struck revenge.
oh- except when my yearbook teacher threw a stapler at me. then i reported her to the office