worst thing you ever did at school- Page 3

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 7:07pm

What "we" are you talking about, white boy?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 7:10pm

Liam, Here's the correct spelling and punctuation. :)

"they love me becouse im a good kid that tries and im bad because I call out. I talk in class. WHO DOESN'T?"

"I LOVE ATTENTION!!!!!I never would say that I don't becouse I do! We all do. That's why we are on stage, but my bad attention doesn't cause me to misbehave."

Nothing negative, I just thought if you atleast knew the correct spelling, you might copy and paste some words. Just a little helpful boost. Updated On: 3/7/05 at 07:10 PM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 7:12pm

The other snobs in my class that thought it was funny, when it was really stupid.

[Elphaba]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 8:34pm

well, she was, in a word....a loose woman! Or so he said, when in fact she wasn't.......I felt really bad

[Dollypop]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 9:17pm

When I was in high school, we had a social studies teacher we all called "Beak" because his nose looked like one. He was very easy to torment.

One afternoon several of us paid him a visit after school and when we left, we tied a rope around the outer doorknob of his room and fastened the rope to a locker across the hall. In essence, we locked him in his room. We then sat on the lawn outside his classroom and pretended to do our homework. When "Beak" finally got up to leave, he found that he couldn't and went to the window above us. He told us he was locked in his room.

Now instead of going up there and untying the rope, we went to the Main Office and told the secretaries that Beak was unable to leave his classroom. They didn't believe us, so we left through the other door. The next day this teacher caught us in the hallway and wanted to know why we didn't help him. We responded that we had reported the situation but it wasn't taken seriously. We'd done our duty.

The next day we glued all the textbooks together on his desk. When he pulled one out the whole bunch came with it.

By the time Yenta came to the school, Beak had had a nose job and he'd been given a new name: Gabe. Her class continued to torment him.

[eponine88]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 10:00pm

I'm a good kid for the most part, but there was this one time.....it wasn't that big a deal thinking back on it, but it was quite funny at the time.

I had this physics teacher that would constantly make fun of anything he considered "girly", and would torment any living creature that was pink- whether wearing pink, died pink, painted pink by their strange friends, etc. Unfortunately my grade was assigned a sweater as part of our uniform that was- yup, you guessed it- pepto bismal (sp?) colored pink. As you might imagine, he made our lives miserable.

So on Valentine's Day, my best friend and I snuck into his classroom an hour before school started and decorated the entire thing with sentimental mush. We strung up fluffy pink garlands, hung hearts on every surface we could put tape on, wrapped his desk and the walls with pink wrapping paper, and set up a little cupid above the door that would sprinkle pink heart shapped confetti on everyone who entered. We also "borrowed" his bust on Einstein (don't worry, we just put it under the desk) and replaced it with a large frog with a jester's hat and enormous lips that would shout "KISS ME YOU FOOL!!!!"

Needless to say, my physics teacher nearly had a heart attack when he saw it. He just stared at it in extreme horror and had no idea what to do. Best of all everyone believed that he had done it himself. This convinced the female teachers in the school that he was really a lost soul, full of compassion but unable to express himself, and they all started hitting on him (his wife also works in the school, but hey, they didn't care about that). His reputation as a tough guy was pretty much shot, and it was very hard to take his taunts seriously when small pink confetti was falling and getting stuck in his hair. After that, he never made another comment about the pink sweaters again, and every time someone would say the word "pink" he would start rapidly patting his hair, checking to see in there was confetti in it!!!! Mwahahahaha that was fun........

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 10:25pm

Wouldn't it have been sidesplitting if there had been a fire while that teacher was trapped in the room and then the next day the fire inspector would have found his body and the rope and assumed that he had died of autoerotic asphyxiation?

[LittleFish8386]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 11:21pm

I made my 9th grade adulterous french teacher cry because I told her she was a worthless human being and a horrible teacher.