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#1

13 Review - 9/17/08

I don't hate this show the way some seem to hate it already. I actually think the show itself is cute and fun. Jason Robert Brown's score is great, as is to be expected. He's managed to write both catchy pop tunes (I've had the title song stuck in my head for two days now) and his signature ballads ("A Little More Homework" is fantastic). The book is surprisingly strong as well. Direction is solid, sets are serviceable, and the lighting is above average. But this show fails on some very important levels.

First of all, Christopher Gatelli's choreography is heinous. It's repetitive, ugly, and never interesting. It doesn't help that many songs have unnecessary dance breaks, but here's to hoping some get cut... because Gatelli's movement makes the cast look inept and sloppy. In the act one finale, why have a bunch of DDR pads on the floor if the choreography is not going to utilize them? Evan and Brett are having a DDR dance-off, but they're not dancing to DDR. It just doesn't make sense, like most of the choreography this cast is given. Although honestly, a lot of them just aren't up to the challenge of Broadway yet.

The majority of the cast is outstanding. Allie Trimm is unbelievable as Patrice. She possesses a crisp voice with a powerful belt that outshines everyone else in the cast. Elizabeth Egan Gillies is perfect as Lucy, and her two numbers in the second act ("Opportunity" and "It Can't Be True") show her off wonderfully. Other standouts were Eric M. Nelsen as Brett, who is probably the best actor in the show, playing the stereotypical jock; Al Calderon as Eddie, one of Brett's friends and back-up singers; and Eamon Foley, who gets his moment of glory in "Bad Bad News." Unforunately, there are also some kids who just aren't there yet. I went to the second preview, and Graham Phillips's voice is already exhausted. As it stands, he is too weak to carry this show on his shoulders. He's fine in the book scenes but all over the place singing JRB's score. He's being completely overshadowed by his supporting players. And I know some people are going to find this rude or whatever because of the actors' ages, but Aaron Simon Gross needs to be recast. His inflection is strange at times, and incomprehensible at others. I couldn't understand half of what he was saying, and he's in almost every scene. He cannot hit the high notes in any of Archie's songs, and it's hurting the others he is singing with (namely Trimm and Phillips in "If That's What It Is"). It's a shame, because I know he could be great... but his voice is obviously about to change.

All in all, I had fun. It was great to hear a new Jason Robert Brown score, and I was laughing out loud at a lot of the book's smart one-liners. I just wish the material was done better justice by some of those involved. Will it be a hit? Probably not. Teenagers will love it, parents will find it harmless and entertaining, but critics will probably ravage it.
#2

re: 13 Review - 9/17/08

Although honestly, a lot of them just aren't up to the challenge of Broadway yet.

The majority of the cast is outstanding.


So, are they outstandingly not up to the challenge?
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#3

re: 13 Review - 9/17/08

A lot doesn't have to mean the majority, blaxx.


And I feel bad for Aaron! He was one of the best parts of the dress rehearsal, and did everything perfectly! So much can happen in one week. But I agree about all of your other sentiments.
"He found something that he wanted, had always wanted and always would want— not to be admired, as he had feared; not to be loved, as he had made himself believe; but to be necessary to people, to be indispensable." -F. Scott Fitzgerald's This Side of Paradise

Updated On: 9/19/08 at 07:04 PM

#4

re: 13 Review - 9/17/08

Notice how I pointed out weak performers. They would be the ones, along with a few others not mentioned, who are not up to the challenge.

If you want to get into numbers, majority in this case = 7. That would leave 6 weak performers. If 7 were up to the challenge and 6 were not, that's a lot in this case (nearly half)... but not a majority. It would leave the majority to be "outstanding."

Anything else you need me to walk you through? Or are you done being snarky?
#5

re: 13 Review - 9/17/08

Thanks for the review it seems the show (well really Graham) has changed a lot since the first dress, he was right on game Saturday night.
Goodbye
#6

re: 13 Review - 9/17/08

Yeah. I don't know how any of the boys besides Eric will last. It would suck so bad for Eamon Foley if his voice cracks during his REALLY long high note. He gets cheers for that every night.
"He found something that he wanted, had always wanted and always would want— not to be admired, as he had feared; not to be loved, as he had made himself believe; but to be necessary to people, to be indispensable." -F. Scott Fitzgerald's This Side of Paradise
#7

re: 13 Review - 9/17/08

I think his voice is just getting tired... he was fine until he sang. He's just not a strong presence on stage, like Trimm or Gillies were
#8

re: 13 Review - 9/17/08

Graham did well during the dress, but did stuggle through the title song.

PS- if anyone is going to the mat. on Saturday or Sun, please let me know if Corey Snide went on for Evan and if he did write a review if possible. I am really interested to see how he does. thanks alot!
#9

re: 13 Review - 9/17/08

Corey Snide is- he will be going on every Sat. and Sun. matinée.
Goodbye
#10

re: 13 Review - 9/17/08

Why won't Graham be going on for the Sunday Mat?
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#11

re: 13 Review - 9/17/08

Because he has a alternate.
"He found something that he wanted, had always wanted and always would want— not to be admired, as he had feared; not to be loved, as he had made himself believe; but to be necessary to people, to be indispensable." -F. Scott Fitzgerald's This Side of Paradise
#12

re: 13 Review - 9/17/08

ok good, i wasnt sure if he started right away or after opening. is anyone going those performances?
#14

re: 13 Review - 9/17/08

I'll be at the Sunday Matinee.
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#15

re: 13 Review - 9/17/08

Honestly, I don't understand why Corey Snide isn't playing Evan full-time. If he carried Billy Elliot on the West End, he'd have no problem carrying 13.
#16

re: 13 Review - 9/17/08

My roommate is fundamentally opposed to 13 because he says it's unethical to have these kids ruin their voices so early.

And a friend I saw the show with (a dancer who is EXTREMELY critical about choreography) loved the dancing. She said it's exactly how 13 year olds danced, and that if someone did a series of fuete turns in ANY other show, she would have walked out. She also thought the DDR scene was super clever - I was just bugged by the fact he was clearly failing the game. (I dabble.)

I'm just going to give other people's opinions from now on. :)
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#17

re: 13 Review - 9/17/08

shesamarshmallow - I'm normally very critical of choreography as well. I usually notice when things looks off. But I saw the show with three other people who don't know jack about choreography, and it was their first complaint. I don't know if there have been changes or if the cast just can't do it, but what I saw on the Jacobs stage was not well done.
#18

re: 13 Review - 9/17/08

perfectliar- i agree, but i think it was bc he auditioned for it to late, they already had an evan.
#19

re: 13 Review - 9/17/08

What's the current running time for 13?

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Updated On: 9/19/08 at 09:10 PM

#20

re: 13 Review - 9/17/08

A little over two hours.


Random question for anyone who saw the show, I'm drawing a blank... what did CQDBTIOE mean again?
I know Archie said something like "Come quick(ly)..." can't remember the rest.

Goodbye

Updated On: 9/19/08 at 09:18 PM

#22

re: 13 Review - 9/17/08

THANK YOU! It was annoying me so much that I couldn't remember.
Goodbye
#23

re: 13 Review - 9/17/08

I didn't want to start a new "13" thread but, I saw the production tonight and expected to dislike it from reading things online. However, I thought the kids worked their butts off and were absolutely 110% amazingly talented. They all had fantastic voices. I do wish that the ending dance portion was performed throughout the show! For kids their age, they should be so proud of themselves and those of us who are in our 20s or older should take into consideration their age. Some of them have had more experience then most of us put together on this board. I give major Kudos for putting on a fun night at the theater. Is it Shakespeare? No. Is it a flop? I have seen a lot worse. oh! And I wanted to add that the girl playing Lucy looks exactly like Ali Lohan.

Updated On: 9/19/08 at 11:03 PM

#24

re: 13 Review - 9/17/08

Well, I'm glad to hear this.
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