A Cast for a film version of Into the Woods

[PhantomMag234]

Posted: 7/21/05 at 8:27pm

The Witch-Kirsten Chenoweth
Narrater-Jermey Irons
Mysteryous Man-Colm Wilkenson
Cinderella-Emmy Rossum
Cinderella's Prince-Ewan Mcgregor
Wolf-David Hasslehof
The Baker-Hugh Jackman
The Baker's Wife-Sutton Foster
Jack-Jon Peter Lewis
Little Red Riding Hood-Dakota Fanning
Rapunzel-Rachel McAdams
Rapunzel's Prince-Raul Esparza
Jack's Mother-Rosie O'Donell
Cinderella's Father-Kelsey Grammer
Cinderella's Stepmother-Tracy Ullman
Granny-Carol Channing
Cinderella's Stepsisters-Mary-Kate and Ashely Olson
The Steward-Hunter Foster

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 7/21/05 at 8:28pm

STOP. IT. NO MORE DREAM CASTS! You're giving me a headache!

[Georgeanne]

Posted: 7/21/05 at 8:28pm

Emmy Rossum and Dakota Fanning alternating every role. (:

[PhantomMag234]

Posted: 7/21/05 at 8:30pm

Gavrochegirl. I'm going to give you three words DEAL WITH IT!
Updated On: 7/21/05 at 08:30 PM

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 7/21/05 at 8:31pm

That's not even four words...and it is getting pretty annoying, okay? That's enough for one day!

Updated On: 7/21/05 at 08:31 PM

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 7/21/05 at 8:32pm

You suggested putting Raúl Esparza in the same thing as Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen?

That's just sin.

I think I'm going to die.

Updated On: 7/21/05 at 08:32 PM

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 7/21/05 at 8:33pm

Well, now that I realize it...that is sin.

[iluvtheatertrash]

Posted: 7/21/05 at 8:33pm

Phantom, would you do me a favor? Pull your bottom lip over your head and swallow, dear.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 7/21/05 at 8:33pm

I almost choked. Injustice is what it is!

[CapnHook]

Posted: 7/21/05 at 8:35pm

ARE YOU KIDDING? Kristin Chenoweth would be the worst "Witch" ever!!

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 7/21/05 at 8:35pm

Anyone want to guess how old PhantomMag is?

[iluvtheatertrash]

Posted: 7/21/05 at 8:36pm

I'll say what Sondheim said to Elaine:

"I have to go to the bathroom."

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 7/21/05 at 8:36pm

I can't. I'm choking.

[Georgeanne]

Posted: 7/21/05 at 8:36pm

But Dakota looks so darling!

I couldn't get the bow out of the way.
So sue me.

[BluCat500]

Posted: 7/21/05 at 8:37pm

lol, must say the thought of carol channing as the granny is endlessly amusing, dear lord...

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 7/21/05 at 8:38pm

Emcee, are you going to be okay?

[PhantomMag234]

Posted: 7/21/05 at 8:38pm

GarrocheGirl, Five words this time. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 7/21/05 at 8:39pm

Think about what? PhantomMag, once is enough. Besides, we have a lot of these threads.

Updated On: 7/21/05 at 08:39 PM

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 7/21/05 at 8:40pm

No, I'm convulsing.

[Georgeanne]

Posted: 7/21/05 at 8:40pm

SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE, EMCEE IS DYING!

[BluCat500]

Posted: 7/21/05 at 8:41pm

lol Shhh....gav you're supposed to be intimidated by his menacingly vague statement...

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 7/21/05 at 8:41pm

*gasps*

The Olsen twins do not deserve to even be MENTIONED in the same breathe as that man.

*passes out*

[PhantomMag234]

Posted: 7/21/05 at 8:41pm

don't even think about having people guess my age!

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 7/21/05 at 8:42pm

EMCEE! PHANTOMMAG, you don't know how important Emcee is to the BWW community!

*also passes out*

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 7/21/05 at 8:44pm

Well, PhantomMag, I'm 12 years old. Quite frankly, I think I'm a lot more mature than you....and your blankity years older than me....I say blankity years old because you don't want me giving out your age! *gasp* I'm scared...