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#1

A Life

The only thing worth remarking about this inept, witless, stupefying bore is the blurb outside the theatre likening the playwright's opuses to Chopin études. Mmmmm, ....... right. Sure. No question. Why, at the very least!

And a Marvel comic is a Mozart minuet, and your local town dump is Monet's garden at Giverny.

See how easy it all is?

Playwrighting and theatre criticism, 2016.

Updated On: 10/17/16 at 12:15 AM

#2

A Life

You are a disturbed human.

#3

A Life

You all right, bro?

#4

A Life

This is not one of your better tirades, After Eight.

#5

A Life

Does he often make them?

#6

A Life

Oh come on, After Eight. A Life was not nearly as bad as you're making it out to be. In fact, when the play had a night to sink in I found it ambitious and strangely satisfying. David Hyde Pierce is very good, giving a different performance than we're used to seeing from him, and kudos to him for taking on a role like this.

Pierce's presence and star casting make for an even greater contrast with the role of a nobody in New York than if some unknown had taken on the part.



The following aren't necessarily SPOILERS, but if you plan on seeing the play I would suggest knowing as little about the plot as possible, so skip the next paragraph...



The first perhaps 2/3 of the A Life simply has Pierce sitting on a couch (he studied this from his future co-star's last Broadway visit) recounting his life. He led a relatively mundane existence. He was a gay man who eventually moved to New York and never quite found love, despite a revolving door of lovers. He did a have best friend, who we later get to meet in a conversation on a park bench. After this talk, Pierce returns to his apartment, has a heart attack, and dies. He sits slumped on the stage for maybe 3-5 minutes as the slowly changing lighting cues indicate the passage of several days until it is noticed that he is dead. Perhaps the most arresting scene takes place in a funeral home/morgue where two attendants perform body prep on Pierce's motionless corpse and they discuss the banalities of their own lives. Life is trivial and fleeting and meaningless indeed. The final segment has a nice surprise or two in store.



End plot summary/SPOILERS...



I'll admit that while watching the play I thought, what is going on here? Where is this going and what's the point? There is no point and that's the point. You have to stand back and look at the whole play to see what Bock is going for here. This is contemplative play- don't go if you're looking for action or plot. It's only 85 minutes, and although by no means perfect, I found it meditative and I'm glad I caught it.


Marie: Don't be in such a hurry about that pretty little chippy in Frisco. Tony: Eh, she's a no chip!
#7

A Life

I know it was over 30 years ago, but does no one remember the Hugh Leonard play of the same name (It's such a generic title, I'm surprised it hasn't been used more)?

It was well-received, but short-lived, received several Tony nominations, and was done everywhere for a few years.

#8

A Life

^



Yes, I do remember the Hugh Leonard play. Suffice to say, it was a zillion times better than this --- and that's putting it mildly!



#9

A Life

An observation: If you spent one tenth of the time you spend being a posturing troll explaining why you bother going to shows that any fool could tell you that you will not like, at least you would be making a contribution. Has it ever occurred to you that your banal shtick totally undercuts the bona fides of your putative opinions?

#10

A Life

HogansHero said: "Has it ever occurred to you that your banal shtick totally undercuts the bona fides of your putative opinions?"

A Life

#11

A Life

Has anyone seen this after those early previews? Thoughts on whether this is worth seeing? The reviews have been quite polarizing...

#12

A Life

I'm going next Saturday.


"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body
#13

A Life

Is there anything in that review that proves that the OP got any further than the exterior of the theatre?

Yet again a fake review that reeks of non-attendance at the show; A8 attends about as many shows as Metacritic.

#14

A Life

^



To avoid making the kind of false accusations you made here, I would suggest that you actually possess some factual evidence.

Updated On: 10/31/16 at 03:40 PM

#15

A Life

Why should I when you barely present any evidence of actually seeing the shows you pan?

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