A barber killing his clients in violent and disgusting ways. And it's a MUSICAL?

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A barber killing his clients in violent and disgusting ways. And it's a MUSICAL?

Posted: 12/29/06 at 3:54pm

I love IMDB boards and clueless Teeny boppers.

this is great...

http://imdb.com/title/tt0408236/board/nest/61914888

re: A barber killing his clients in violent and disgusting ways. And it's a

Posted: 12/29/06 at 3:56pm

No, THIS is the most hilarious quote there:

"i think it's absolutely HORRIBLE! especially that Sweeney is being played by Johnny Depp. and that Michael Cerveris wasn't even asked."

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

re: A barber killing his clients in violent and disgusting ways. And it's a

Posted: 12/29/06 at 3:57pm

lmao, there's a reason he wasn't asked.

-Benjamin
--http://www.benjaminadgate.com/

re: A barber killing his clients in violent and disgusting ways. And it's a

Posted: 12/29/06 at 3:58pm

I can't wait to read the reviews from the Christian websites.

re: A barber killing his clients in violent and disgusting ways. And it's a

Posted: 12/29/06 at 4:00pm

LOL.

After reading some of the posts on these boards, I think I see why FOLLIES won't work with the audiences of today.

"but i dnt get it wat iz a foolies.. watz dat. i hurd da movie haz old ppl sngin n stuff. but hoo wantz 2 c old pplz singeeng and dncin"

My example of what would happen.

re: A barber killing his clients in violent and disgusting ways. And it's a

Posted: 12/29/06 at 4:00pm

....Oh my GOD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LMAO!

"I'm tellin' you, the only times I really feel the presence of God are when I'm having sex and during a great Broadway musical." - Nathan Lane - Jeffrey

re: A barber killing his clients in violent and disgusting ways. And it's a

Posted: 12/29/06 at 4:04pm

I anticipate a shortage in hair cuts after this movie. And half of the teens these days are in need of one bad enough, we really shouldn't scare them away from the barber like this.

-Benjamin
--http://www.benjaminadgate.com/

re: A barber killing his clients in violent and disgusting ways. And it's a

Posted: 12/29/06 at 4:05pm

And the meat pie business is already on a downturn.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

re: A barber killing his clients in violent and disgusting ways. And it's a

Posted: 12/29/06 at 4:07pm

More winning quotes!

"First of all let me say that I have zero interest in this movie whatsoever, because it sounds absolutely grotesque.

Then let me say that I have never seen the play so perhaps I've got no right to judge. "

"I KNOW THE ORIGANAL CAST 1S ARE SO EXPECEIVE....does any 1 have it to downlode lol

i hate the newer 1 the guy who did sweeney was not that good lol i mean epip stunked"

^ What the hell did she just say? lol

Updated On: 12/29/06 at 04:07 PM

#10

re: A barber killing his clients in violent and disgusting ways. And it's a

Posted: 12/29/06 at 4:09pm

Translated:

"Cerveris stunk up the joint."

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#11

re: A barber killing his clients in violent and disgusting ways. And it's a

Posted: 12/29/06 at 4:11pm

LOL. I believe that she's trying to say the Michael Cerveris wasn't a good Sweeney and that his Epiphany "stunked".

#12

re: A barber killing his clients in violent and disgusting ways. And it's a

Posted: 12/29/06 at 4:15pm

I might have to just wait for this to come out on DVD so I don't have to listen to the girl Johnny Depp groupies in the audience going "OMIGOD!" every time he slits a throught.

"I'm tellin' you, the only times I really feel the presence of God are when I'm having sex and during a great Broadway musical." - Nathan Lane - Jeffrey

#13

re: A barber killing his clients in violent and disgusting ways. And it's a

Posted: 12/29/06 at 4:19pm

LMAO. At this from the FAQ from IMDB.

Who the heck are Michael Cerveris, Patti LuPone and Manoel Felciano?

Granted they aren't star names. Google. Google. Google. You can even find Patti & Michael on IMDB.

Why cant the whole Revival cast be in the movie?

Someone is really that dumb?

Updated On: 12/29/06 at 04:19 PM

#14

re: A barber killing his clients in violent and disgusting ways. And it's a

Posted: 12/29/06 at 4:24pm

*gasp* There are people who don't know who they are?? Blasphemy!

I should start a thread asking why Len Cariou wasn't cast as Sweeney.

#15

re: A barber killing his clients in violent and disgusting ways. And it's a

Posted: 12/29/06 at 4:26pm

UGH! This just makes my stomach sour...oh wait, I have a stomach virus...

"I'm tellin' you, the only times I really feel the presence of God are when I'm having sex and during a great Broadway musical." - Nathan Lane - Jeffrey

#16

re: A barber killing his clients in violent and disgusting ways. And it's a

Posted: 12/29/06 at 4:32pm

Oh God, the IMDB boards are so dumb that it hurts sometimes. Did you guys see the thread where someone was completely offended by the premise of the musical? It was great.

Jimmy, what are you doing here in the middle of the night? It's almost 9 PM!

#17

re: A barber killing his clients in violent and disgusting ways. And it's a

Posted: 12/29/06 at 4:34pm

I think BWW should start using the word "stunked." Meybe we'll start a trend.

One time, Patti LuPone punched me in the face...

It was awesome. - theaterkid1015

#18

re: A barber killing his clients in violent and disgusting ways. And it's a

Posted: 12/29/06 at 5:49pm

Kind of off topic but, I'm really apprehensive about this movie.

Some people paint, some people sew, I meddle.

#19

re: A barber killing his clients in violent and disgusting ways. And it's a

Posted: 12/29/06 at 5:58pm

Why theatrekid?
Does it have anything to do with Borat rapping the score?

"Have they come yet?"

Updated On: 12/29/06 at 05:58 PM

#20

re: A barber killing his clients in violent and disgusting ways. And it's a

Posted: 12/29/06 at 5:59pm

That's only the tip of the iceberg.

I really don't like Tim Burton or Johnny Depp or Helena Bonham Carter. Of course I'll see it, I'm just so nervous.

EDIT: I guess that, in the end, my iceberg is more like an icecube.....

Some people paint, some people sew, I meddle.

Updated On: 12/29/06 at 05:59 PM

#21

re: A barber killing his clients in violent and disgusting ways. And it's a

Posted: 12/29/06 at 6:08pm

I'm with you, theatrekid. As soon as I heard they were making the movie, I wasn't sure what to think -- but when I heard Johnny Depp/Helena Bonham Carter I REALLY wasn't sure what to think.

Call the understudy / I can't go on tonight / I'm drinking with my buddy / I'm getting good and tight / Before they raise the curtain I'll be higher than a kite / So call the understudy I can't go on tonight

#22

re: A barber killing his clients in violent and disgusting ways. And it's a

Posted: 12/29/06 at 6:10pm

The only casting I like so far is Alan Rickman.

"I'm tellin' you, the only times I really feel the presence of God are when I'm having sex and during a great Broadway musical." - Nathan Lane - Jeffrey

#23

re: A barber killing his clients in violent and disgusting ways. And it's a

Posted: 12/29/06 at 6:21pm

"The only casting I like so far is Alan Rickman."

Ditto.

And I thought Borat rapping the score was started by a tabloid? Wasn't it confirmed not true?

#24

re: A barber killing his clients in violent and disgusting ways. And it's a

Posted: 12/29/06 at 6:33pm

I know it's an asinine point to argue, but his name is Sacha Baron Cohen, not Borat. Despite what his wildly insane and immature acting characters may lead you to believe, he's a smart, funny, talented individual. If you've ever seen him give an interview as himself you'd see what I mean. I can guarantee you that if involved with the project he'll approach it with the respect and dignity it deserves.

#25

re: A barber killing his clients in violent and disgusting ways. And it's a

Posted: 12/29/06 at 6:43pm

I remember I told my brother:
Me: They're getting Sacha Baron Cohen to play Pirelli!
Bro: Who?
Me: ...Borat.
Bro: Oh! ....is he playing the character AS Borat?
Me: ....what!?
Bro: You know, Sacha playing Borat playing Pirelli?

I walked away.

"I'm tellin' you, the only times I really feel the presence of God are when I'm having sex and during a great Broadway musical." - Nathan Lane - Jeffrey

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