Absolutely Positively Worst Idea For A Musical

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 3/28/09 at 11:54am

Prymate - the Musical

A line of dancing masturbating monkeys

The lead sings, to the tune of Dulcinea - "Masturbator"

Mull & discuss

Updated On: 3/28/09 at 11:54 AM

[TonyVincent]

Posted: 3/28/09 at 12:10pm

Is there a reason you spelled primate wrong? Does that enter into the show somehow or are you making a pun I've missed?

[nearthestage]

Posted: 3/28/09 at 12:50pm

Mr. Roxy's spelling is correct. P-r-y-m-a-t-e, is the spelling used in the title.
I only know what I've read about the show so far. My initial thought was, 'Holy crap! I thought Spiderman was a dumb idea'. But it's just an opinion. What I know positively, is I won't be buying a ticket to Prymate,The Musical.

http://www.playbill.com/news/article/85573.html

[Dre2387]

Posted: 3/28/09 at 5:27pm

wait, is the play being made into a musical? the link just talks about the play, which to me, looks interesting.

if it is going to be made into a musical, yeah that would be a bad idea.

[allofmylife]

Posted: 3/28/09 at 5:38pm

Spiderman is the worst idea for a musical.

[LadyDramaturg2]

Posted: 3/28/09 at 6:07pm

Unless the guy is bungee-ing off of all of the walls and ceilings in the theater.

[blaxx]

Posted: 3/28/09 at 6:21pm

Prymate - the Musical

A line of dancing masturbating monkeys

The lead sings, to the tune of Dulcinea - "Masturbator"

Mull & discuss

Sorry, Rox, that sounds hilarious.

[dg22894]

Posted: 3/28/09 at 7:30pm

^It sounds funny.

This thread just made my day

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 3/28/09 at 7:47pm

For those who thought it was real - it was a gag

For those who got a chuckle, glad you liked it.

Updated On: 3/28/09 at 07:47 PM

[nearthestage]

Posted: 3/28/09 at 8:25pm

I've been had!
Not an entirely bad thing on a Saturday night.

Thanks Mr. Roxy!

[WhizzerMarvin]

Posted: 3/28/09 at 8:40pm

If Heather Tom came back to Broadway for this I would see every performance!

[inick122492]

Posted: 3/28/09 at 8:42pm

Movies in general...

[kchenofan]

Posted: 3/29/09 at 11:55am

Ha! People would actually see it.

[Roscoe]

Posted: 3/29/09 at 12:17pm

Here's one--

a bunch of strangers on a subway car in New York City. It turns out that they're all DEAD, and they are on a subway car to ETERNITY...

Oh, wait. They already did it, it's called HAPPINESS.

[husk_charmer]

Posted: 3/29/09 at 12:46pm

^ And thank you for spoiling the plot for me.

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 3/29/09 at 2:17pm

Bryan

There will be a cast album of Prymate The Mucial