Anyone REALLY know why Sarah Jessica Parker's brother isn't in the "Rent" movie?

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Anyone REALLY know why Sarah Jessica Parker's brother isn't in the "Rent" movie?

Posted: 6/13/05 at 8:56pm

I mean now that he's the actual age of the characters he played on Broadway.

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#2

re: Anyone REALLY know why Sarah Jessica Parker's brother isn't in the 'Rent' movie?

Posted: 6/13/05 at 8:58pm

And why are many others who were in the original cast of RENT not in the movie?

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#3

re: Anyone REALLY know why Sarah Jessica Parker's brother isn't in the 'Rent' movie?

Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:11pm

It more than likely has something to do with the fact that he's currently in the Wicked tour.

#4

re: Anyone REALLY know why Sarah Jessica Parker's brother isn't in the 'Rent' movie?

Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:13pm

He does theater? Why have I not heard anything about him?

#5

re: Anyone REALLY know why Sarah Jessica Parker's brother isn't in the 'Rent' movie?

Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:15pm

Because of ageism, Ebby. The Rent movie producers are haters against people over the age of 35 who don't look under the age of 19.

Plus I heard he lives in Barbados.

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#6

re: Anyone REALLY know why Sarah Jessica Parker's brother isn't in the 'Rent' movie?

Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:15pm

Who is he?

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#7

re: Anyone REALLY know why Sarah Jessica Parker's brother isn't in the 'Ren

Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:17pm

He's Sarah Jessica Parker's brother. He has the same face as his sister only it looks better on him because he's male.

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#8

re: Anyone REALLY know why Sarah Jessica Parker's brother isn't in the 'Ren

Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:24pm

He also goes by the name "Michael Bolton".

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Updated On: 6/13/05 at 10:24 PM

#9

re: Anyone REALLY know why Sarah Jessica Parker's brother isn't in the 'Ren

Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:25pm

"He's Sarah Jessica Parker's brother. He has the same face as his sister only it looks better on him because he's male."

Bwwwwwwwaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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Updated On: 6/13/05 at 10:25 PM

#10

re: Anyone REALLY know why Sarah Jessica Parker's brother isn't in the 'Ren

Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:26pm

cant see the pic...

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#11

re: Anyone REALLY know why Sarah Jessica Parker's brother isn't in the 'Ren

Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:28pm

AHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHA

I thank you all for a much needed laugh.

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#12

re: Anyone REALLY know why Sarah Jessica Parker's brother isn't in the 'Ren

Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:29pm

Of course you can't see the pic. No one has bothered to post one!

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#13

re: Anyone REALLY know why Sarah Jessica Parker's brother isn't in the 'Ren

Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:30pm

Goth haaaad posted one, Carol...

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#14

re: Anyone REALLY know why Sarah Jessica Parker's brother isn't in the 'Ren

Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:33pm

His part is being sung by Aaron Lohr
His voice is amazing
listen to "Are You There" from BARE

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re: Anyone REALLY know why Sarah Jessica Parker's brother isn't in the 'Ren

Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:35pm

Here you go. Timothy Britten Parker was in the original cast of Rent.

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re: Anyone REALLY know why Sarah Jessica Parker's brother isn't in the 'Ren

Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:38pm

What did I tell you? The same face as Sarah Jessica. Put him in a wig and they'd pass for twins.

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#17

re: Anyone REALLY know why Sarah Jessica Parker's brother isn't in the 'Ren

Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:39pm

He does indeed have a wonderful voice. As much as I love Aaron Lohr, I'm still a bit sad that he isn't returning. While its understandable what with today's need for younger stars but its still sad.

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#18

re: Anyone REALLY know why Sarah Jessica Parker's brother isn't in the 'Ren

Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:40pm

Shut up. Is this still a joke, or is that really him?

It's hard to tell with you BWWers

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re: Anyone REALLY know why Sarah Jessica Parker's brother isn't in the 'Ren

Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:42pm

Michael Bolton is Sarah Jessica Parkers brother? Cool!

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#20

re: Anyone REALLY know why Sarah Jessica Parker's brother isn't in the 'Ren

Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:43pm

Okay, the joke's up. Goth really posted a picture of Eddie Varley.

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#21

re: Anyone REALLY know why Sarah Jessica Parker's brother isn't in the 'Ren

Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:46pm

Wait, so is Elton John really SJP's brother?

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#22

re: Anyone REALLY know why Sarah Jessica Parker's brother isn't in the 'Ren

Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:48pm

No, yopu silly goose! Elton John is really Eminem's brother.

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#23

re: Anyone REALLY know why Sarah Jessica Parker's brother isn't in the 'Ren

Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:55pm

and they have another brother named Pippin!

#24

re: Anyone REALLY know why Sarah Jessica Parker's brother isn't in the 'Ren

Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:57pm

Hey, I'm gullible! No playing games with me. :p

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-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)

#25

re: Anyone REALLY know why Sarah Jessica Parker's brother isn't in the 'Ren

Posted: 6/13/05 at 11:01pm

Yes that is a picture of Timothy Parker.
Yes he was in the original cast of "Rent".
Yes he is Sarah Jessica's brother.
Yes they do have a brother named Pippin.

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

Updated On: 6/13/05 at 11:01 PM