I was standing in the cancellations line for Spamalot one day, and this lady in front of my sister and I kept turning back to us during our conversation, giving us dirty looks, and turning back around. My sister and I weren't even really talking about anything offensive, just chatting while we were waiting. Now, my sister and I are not keen on rudeness or snobs, so after the umpteenth time the lady turned around my sister looked at her and said, "Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer." The lady turned back around and didn't turn anymore. However, when she failed to get in, we flaunted the tickets we were offered by a charming couple whose guests had cancelled :)
I hold a degree in Musical Theatre from Montclair State University. It is useless. Now I'm funny for money. Oh, and I sing.