Please tell me I'm not arguing with someone that hasn't graduated from high school...like that time I unknowingly got into it with a 13-year-old about My Fair Lady.
"first, you layer assumption upon assumption (who leaves, why they leave, how often they leave)"
This is either a flat out lie (because I haven't said ANYTHING about ANY of that...go back and check) or you are truly incapable of comprehending the written word.
And as for the slavery thing, I just piggybacked on Jane's point...mostly cause I thought it would be fun to watch you get your panties in a twist.