Jesus god, everyone shut up. Sacha will own in this movie. The comedic ability needed to pull of Pirelli is just up his alley. The man is an amazing comedian and an excellent actor. And since I'm 99% sure Pirelli won't be singing in this movie his vocal ability has nothing to do with it, although he might be able to sing it just fine.
God I've never seen so many nay sayers this early with a film full of juggernauts that have been approved by Sondheim itself. Stop predicting the end of the world and just wait for the film to come out.
Man if message boards had been around when they were making the CABARET film...
"OMG I totally can't believe Fosse would cast Michael York as Cliff....he deff can't sing. And I heard they were cutting Frauline Kost and Herr Schultz! I'm am so not going to see this movie if Meskite or Married or the Pineapple song isn't in it!!!!"
Just wait. There is a reason Burton is directing it. There is a reason that the cast is the cast. And there is a reason Sondheim has said "OK" to the entire thing. Why don't we just trust them for now and wait to see if it's Planet of The Apes or Edward Scissorhands.
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them