I saw the tour last week and I'm kind of upset about the orchestra. When I read the playbill it listed no string instruments so I checked the pit and that was when I knew for sure there wasn't any. I'm extremely upset because it's a joke in the show where Carole learns how to orchestrate the strings. How can this show not have one violin?
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