"GREY GARDENS is the ONLY score with any musical value and merit whatsoever. The rest are strictly Amateur Night in Altoona."
LOL
*Oh
dahling, I wouldn't be caught
dead at one of those
popular musical comedy entertainments. They're so
common. Don't you know that if you are to attend a Broadway show this season, you should only be
seen at Grey Gardens? Yes, I know Curtains is by Kander and Ebb, but until it is approved by our kind for attendance, we must assume it is
rubbish. No, I don't need to hear a score or see a show in order to pass judgement, dahling, why on earth would you ask such a thing?
TKTS??? Surely, you aren't serious?*
You wouldn't be a sock puppet of Music Man, by any chance, would you? He was an elitist as well. If Amateur Night in Altoona regularly features works the likes of Boublil and Schoenberg or Kander and Ebb, then I night to start visiting Altoona. But you go ahead and convince yourself you're above all that. It's funny. And if it makes you feel better, then good for you! Everyone needs a little boost now and then.
I listened to the Grey Gardens score and it is ok. I will reserve judgement until I see the show because it might work better on stage. I was not overwhelmed.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian