Best lyrical pickup lines
#25re: Best lyrical pickup lines
Posted: 9/6/05 at 5:57pm
Sticking with BwayBaby18's Last 5 Years "Shiksa Goddess" idea:
"If you like to drink blood, I think it's cute
If you've got a powerful connection to your firearm collection
I'd say, Draw a bead and shoot
I'm your Hebrew slave, at your service
Just tell me what to do" (I've always loved that; hey if a guy said that to me (and he looked like Norbert Leo Butz) I'd totally go out with him)
And there's always "You're cute when you blush, the more the merrie-oh-oh-ohhh, and I do not take no" or "You look like my dead girlfriend when you smile" if you're feeling very Rent (don't know how well the second one would work though).
Elyse. No day but Today.
My avatar: me talking to Norbert Leo Butz.
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