Best lyrical pickup lines

#1

Best lyrical pickup lines

Posted: 9/5/05 at 9:01pm

Yes it sounds like a contradiction of terms, but they exist and they are scary...

42nd Street
"I'm young and healthy and you've got charm, it would really be a sin not to have you in my arms"

Parade
"I've got gum, ya want some?"

Into The Woods
"Life is often so unpleasant-
You must know that, as a peasant-
Best to take the moment present
As a present for the moment."

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So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space

#2

re: Best lyrical pickup lines

Posted: 9/5/05 at 9:08pm

If ya tweeked the way you said the lines in the Phantom of the Opera, how funny would it be if some guy walked up to you and went,


"Where in the world have you been hiding?" lmao.

Updated On: 9/5/05 at 09:08 PM

#3

re: Best lyrical pickup lines

Posted: 9/5/05 at 9:15pm

haha! i'm totally going to use that as a pick up line!!

#4

re: Best lyrical pickup lines

Posted: 9/5/05 at 9:18pm

"Your skin is like milk."

Wait... what? That doesn't work? Aw, shoot..

#5

re: Best lyrical pickup lines

Posted: 9/5/05 at 9:21pm

Another POTO tweak:
Enter at last... "Master"
Carousel:
June IS bustin' out all over!

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If Percy Blakeney were in Les Mis....

Percy: Sink me! If it isn't Javvurt!
Javert: Zsah-vair, it's pronounced Zsah-vair.
Pecry: But it's spelled J-A-V-E-R-T Javvurt.
Javert: Repeat after me Zsah...Zsah....
Percy: Oh! Zsa-Zsa! Like the Gabor sister! Well I personally have always prefered Eva.
Javert: (Looks for gun)

#6

re: Best lyrical pickup lines

Posted: 9/5/05 at 9:21pm

Another POTO tweak:
Enter at last... "Master"
Carousel:
June IS bustin' out all over!

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If Percy Blakeney were in Les Mis....

Percy: Sink me! If it isn't Javvurt!
Javert: Zsah-vair, it's pronounced Zsah-vair.
Pecry: But it's spelled J-A-V-E-R-T Javvurt.
Javert: Repeat after me Zsah...Zsah....
Percy: Oh! Zsa-Zsa! Like the Gabor sister! Well I personally have always prefered Eva.
Javert: (Looks for gun)

#7

re: Best lyrical pickup lines

Posted: 9/5/05 at 9:22pm

Well, maybe a little sick, but:

Hello, little girl, what's your rush?
You're missing all the flowers....

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Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.

#8

re: Best lyrical pickup lines

Posted: 9/5/05 at 9:24pm

"They say that I have the best ass below 14th street...is it true?"

"Hey little boy would you like a.....baseball bat, there's one in my pants"

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awkward.

"I think it was the Korean tour or something. They were all frickin' asian!" -Zoran912

#9

re: Best lyrical pickup lines

Posted: 9/5/05 at 9:27pm

what about "I love you..."

"All i wanted was there in your eyes"

#10

re: Best lyrical pickup lines

Posted: 9/5/05 at 9:30pm

Thought of another one...

You look the girl (or boy) right in the eye and say:
"God I hope I get it, I hope I get it!"
But don't go to the next line of "How many people does (s)he need?"

Maybe that's why I'm still single.

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Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.

#11

re: Best lyrical pickup lines

Posted: 9/5/05 at 9:46pm

Yeah.. "how many boys, how many girls?"

And anything but, "Would you light my damn candle?"

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#12

re: Best lyrical pickup lines

Posted: 9/5/05 at 9:47pm

"You, what a twisted mind
Don't you know that boys are going blind?
They don't have someone who will lend a hand"

HINT, HINT....

#13

re: Best lyrical pickup lines

Posted: 9/5/05 at 10:57pm

Now here is one that is irresistable!

"'Ow would you like a little squiff, dear,
A little jig jig,
A little bounce around the bush?
Wouldn't you like to push me crumpet?
It looks to me, dear,
Like you got plenty there to push."

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So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space

#14

re: Best lyrical pickup lines

Posted: 9/5/05 at 11:45pm

Now your on going assignment is to try these pick up lines out. You may sing them, say them seductively, do what you want, but just keep a journal of your trials. Who ever gets as far as coffee, deserves an award.

#15

re: Best lyrical pickup lines

Posted: 9/5/05 at 11:49pm

I already did my Carrie line.

I was told to get back into the 80s.

#16

re: Best lyrical pickup lines

Posted: 9/6/05 at 12:05am

from Bare:

Ivy: Voulez-vouz coucher...Oh what's the rest?
Jason: Avec moi, I think it goes.
Ivy: It could.

#17

re: Best lyrical pickup lines

Posted: 9/6/05 at 12:45am

"If you're not celibate / We could raise hell a bit..."

#18

re: Best lyrical pickup lines

Posted: 9/6/05 at 1:23am

"and if you're real good, i'll make you feel good."

#19

re: Best lyrical pickup lines

Posted: 9/6/05 at 1:29am

Oh damn, my mind has gone to mush but I know there is a seduction song in EVITA that I just can't think of right now.

#20

re: Best lyrical pickup lines

Posted: 9/6/05 at 6:00am

"My god! Look at you!
Ear to the strings, hand on the pegs
Wholly in tune with that thing between your legs..."
(The Witches of Eastwick)

One day I will meet a cellist I can try that line on...

#21

re: Best lyrical pickup lines

Posted: 9/6/05 at 8:17am

"If you had a pierced tongue, that wouldn't matter
If you once were in jail or you once were a man,
If your mother and your brother had "relations" with each other
And your father was connected to the Gotti clan
I'd say, "Well, nobody's perfect"
It's tragic but it's true
I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess!
I've been waiting for someone like..."

#22

re: Best lyrical pickup lines

Posted: 9/6/05 at 8:35am

I'd be surprisingly good for you.

#23

re: Best lyrical pickup lines

Posted: 9/6/05 at 8:43am

"Mademoiselles,
I and my friend,
We are but soldiers..."

That whole sequence from Sunday in the Park With George... although I'm not sure how well it would work if the person being picked-up didn't know how to respond.

#24

re: Best lyrical pickup lines

Posted: 9/6/05 at 9:38am

"I've laid the seed... it should be all you need! You're as sensual as a pencil, wound up like an 'e' or first string!" (NOTE: If you're picking up this person for the first time, it's best to leave out the "...when we made it, did you hear a bell ring?" :)

"Fat, thin, old, young, tiny meat, well hung, white, black, half-chat, DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT! Rough, shy, Greek, Thai, hairy, scary, straight or bi. I'll have them all! I'll have you all!"

And I actually have a question about Beauty and the Beast lyrics: Maybe I just have a one-track mind, but in the song "Beauty and the Beast", does she say, "...Barely even friends, then somebody bends...unexpectedly"?

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#25

re: Best lyrical pickup lines

Posted: 9/6/05 at 3:47pm

Bang Bang Chitty Chity Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang I love you!

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So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space