They should have cast me as Dolly. I am an eccentric, though not as eccentric as Channing. I am a man and a man in a dress still sends many up in arms so that would x-out the "boring" problem. It would remedy the non-traditionalists wish for diversity, and it would ease the de-coloreds' guilt as I am a Latino man of golden brown.
At any rate, that reminds me...when are we going to see Lea Salonga back on Broadway? Such talent shouldn't be limited to roles that match her race. Maybe she's too young for Dolly, but this would have been a nice role to see her in.
Recreation of original John Cameron orchestration to "On My Own" by yours truly. Click player below to hear.