Bialystock&Bloom-New Title Suggestions for PRODUCERS

at the end of THE PRODUCERS, they show humorous names of shows produced by Bialystock and Bloom. I believe at the beginning of the show, it is opening night of Max's FUNNY BOY. At the end of THE PRODUCERS they show Leo and Max have produced 47TH STREET, HIGH BUTTON JEWS, KATZ, MAIM, ETC.............HERE ARE some suggestions for other titles to BIALYSTOCK and BLOOM shows. Can you think of any other enjoyable titles?????
Here are my thoughts for titles:
PIDDLER ON THE ROOF
MY BARE LADY
ANNIE BET YOUR BUNS
NOTHING GOES
THE KING AND CY

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Excellent Tom!

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The Lion Queen
Fagtime

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Updated On: 4/7/05 at 01:23 PM

I Won't, I Won't
Peter Pansy
I Heart My Wife

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I am laughing so hard at "Chitty Chitty...., I just spit hot tea right on to my screen...

There's also
BRNX
My Hairy Lady
Damn Spankees

Instead of Wicked we have PISSED

Updated On: 4/7/05 at 04:07 PM

I personally love these - which I heard from chitownbob once upon a time:

DONT BE SILLY WILLY
a musical version of Death of a Salesman

and

DIE HORACE DIE
a musical version of The Little Foxes

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Tom, you're brilliant...!!

The Sound of Prozac

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Retirement Village

Atlantic Intermissions

The Toads

Sweeney Todd : Back in the Habit

Newark, Newark!

Hilarita (Evita, starring Hilary Clinton)

Merry-Go-Round (Carousel)

Teeter-Totter (Seesaw)

Kiss Me, Mate

Oklahomo!

South Pathetic

KMart Express (Starlight Express)

Naked Retirees Singing!

Sweet Cruelty

A Little Death Metal

Yes, Yes Yvette (well this one is real...)

Mame : The NRA Musical

Poppin

Fleas (Cats)

Mortgage (Rent)

Fiddling on the Roof



I made a whole thread devoted to things like this
Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels

DOGS
STARLIGHT EXPRESSO
BLUESTIME
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, NANCY REGAN
MEET ME IN THE COPY ROOM
THE MERRY WIDOWER
ON A CLEAR DAY YOU CAN SEE THE NAKED BOYS SINGING
CAN'T-CAN'T!
CAESAR SALAD DAYS
STOP THE WORLD I'M IN A RED STATE!
TWO GENTLEMAN OF QUEENS
LADY BE BAD
GENTLEMAN PREFER BOYS
GEORGE N!
FADE OUT-FADE OUT
BAR-NONE!
111 IN THE SHADE
NOTHING GOES!
HELLO, DOLLY-PARTON!
BIG ME
I CAN GET IT FOR YOU FOR FREE
FIVE DOLLAR BABY
GRAND MOTEL 6
ANYONE CAN BELT
GUYS AND GUYS
FRANKENSTEIN SUPERSTAR
DREAMBOYS
DO I HEAR BLUEGRASS?
DIRTY ROTTEN PORN STARS
RHOAD ISLAND!
I REMEMBER PAPA
I'D RATHER BE WRONG
CALL ME DRAG QUEEN
I MARRIED A DEVIL
MR. LIBERTY
FARRIS WHEEL!
THE MIKADA
ON YOUR BACK
PIPI SHORTSTOCKING
ONE TOUCH OF MARS
BIG WOMEN
H.M.S. PINYOUDOWN
PAL JOEYANA
MRS. PRESIDENT
SOPHISTICATED GENTLEMAN
SWAY!
THE TWOPENNY OPERA
ONE BY ONE
WHISTLE DOWN THE A$S CRACK
PERFORMANCE BOAT
ENTER THE BODYGUARD
THE BOYS FROM NEW JERSEY
AS TENS CHEER!
SMALL RIVER!
OLIVIA!
THE PRINCE AND ME
SMOKEY JOE'S BARCALOUNGE

Funny Boy 3

BroadwayNick, you are enjoying this as much as I am it seems. :) Keep em coming sweet people!!!

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Ha! Pimpin! I would do that show in a heartbeat.

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