Bialystock&Bloom-New Title Suggestions for PRODUCERS

[WISHIHADATONY]

Bialystock&Bloom-New Title Suggestions for PRODUCERS#0

Posted: 4/7/05 at 1:14pm

at the end of THE PRODUCERS, they show humorous names of shows produced by Bialystock and Bloom. I believe at the beginning of the show, it is opening night of Max's FUNNY BOY. At the end of THE PRODUCERS they show Leo and Max have produced 47TH STREET, HIGH BUTTON JEWS, KATZ, MAIM, ETC.............HERE ARE some suggestions for other titles to BIALYSTOCK and BLOOM shows. Can you think of any other enjoyable titles?????
Here are my thoughts for titles:
PIDDLER ON THE ROOF
MY BARE LADY
ANNIE BET YOUR BUNS
NOTHING GOES
THE KING AND CY

"Blow out the candles Robert and make a wish. Want something, want SOMETHING."

[Tom1071]

re: Bialystock&Bloom-New Title Suggestions for PRODUCERS#1

Posted: 4/7/05 at 1:19pm

Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

[baddadnpa]

re: Bialystock&Bloom-New Title Suggestions for PRODUCERS#2

Posted: 4/7/05 at 1:20pm

Excellent Tom!

The truly beautiful should be lawfully restricted from wearing clothing; and the truly butt-ugly should be lawfully mandated from going naked.

[Tom1071]

re: Bialystock&Bloom-New Title Suggestions for PRODUCERS#3

Posted: 4/7/05 at 1:21pm

Thanks baddadnpa. I was about to feel dirty.
Updated On: 4/7/05 at 01:21 PM

[baddadnpa]

re: Bialystock&Bloom-New Title Suggestions for PRODUCERS#4

Posted: 4/7/05 at 1:23pm

The Lion Queen
Fagtime

The truly beautiful should be lawfully restricted from wearing clothing; and the truly butt-ugly should be lawfully mandated from going naked.

Updated On: 4/7/05 at 01:23 PM

[Tom1071]

re: Bialystock&Bloom-New Title Suggestions for PRODUCERS#5

Posted: 4/7/05 at 1:25pm

Good Vibrators
Updated On: 4/7/05 at 01:25 PM

[baddadnpa]

re: Bialystock&Bloom-New Title Suggestions for PRODUCERS#6

Posted: 4/7/05 at 1:26pm

I Won't, I Won't
Peter Pansy
I Heart My Wife

The truly beautiful should be lawfully restricted from wearing clothing; and the truly butt-ugly should be lawfully mandated from going naked.

[WISHIHADATONY]

re: Bialystock&Bloom-New Title Suggestions for PRODUCERS#7

Posted: 4/7/05 at 1:30pm

Tom, you are hysterical. :)

"Blow out the candles Robert and make a wish. Want something, want SOMETHING."

[peach]

re: Bialystock&Bloom-New Title Suggestions for PRODUCERS#8

Posted: 4/7/05 at 1:34pm

I am laughing so hard at "Chitty Chitty...., I just spit hot tea right on to my screen...

There's also
BRNX
My Hairy Lady
Damn Spankees

[Imchristine4real]

re: Bialystock&Bloom-New Title Suggestions for PRODUCERS#9

Posted: 4/7/05 at 1:35pm

What about "Angelic" instead of Wicked? i don't know, pretty dumb.

As someone told me lately: "Ev'ryone deserves the chance to fly!"... He's there, the Phantom of the Opera!... I dreamed a dream in time gone bye... This is the moment! My final test!... PS. Couldn't choose just one :-)

[Tom1071]

re: Bialystock&Bloom-New Title Suggestions for PRODUCERS#10

Posted: 4/7/05 at 4:07pm

Instead of Wicked we have PISSED
Updated On: 4/7/05 at 04:07 PM

[Shirley Hemphill]

re: Bialystock&Bloom-New Title Suggestions for PRODUCERS#11

Posted: 4/7/05 at 4:09pm

Steel Manginas

[MagicToDo82]

re: Bialystock&Bloom-New Title Suggestions for PRODUCERS#12

Posted: 4/7/05 at 4:18pm

I personally love these - which I heard from chitownbob once upon a time:

DONT BE SILLY WILLY
a musical version of Death of a Salesman

and

DIE HORACE DIE
a musical version of The Little Foxes

There's always room for pathos - and jazz hands.

[Tom1071]

re: Bialystock&Bloom-New Title Suggestions for PRODUCERS#13

Posted: 4/7/05 at 4:36pm

Queeny Todd
Little Shop of Whores
Booty and the Beast
Pimpin
Beauty and the Yeast

Updated On: 4/7/05 at 04:36 PM

[peach]

re: Bialystock&Bloom-New Title Suggestions for PRODUCERS#14

Posted: 4/7/05 at 4:39pm

Tom, you're brilliant...!!

[Depaultheatrekid]

re: Bialystock&Bloom-New Title Suggestions for PRODUCERS#15

Posted: 4/7/05 at 4:47pm

Whose Afraid of, Michael Jackson

[paradox_error]

re: Bialystock&Bloom-New Title Suggestions for PRODUCERS#16

Posted: 4/7/05 at 4:55pm

The Sound of Prozac

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Retirement Village

Atlantic Intermissions

The Toads

Sweeney Todd : Back in the Habit

Newark, Newark!

Hilarita (Evita, starring Hilary Clinton)

Merry-Go-Round (Carousel)

Teeter-Totter (Seesaw)

Kiss Me, Mate

Oklahomo!

South Pathetic

KMart Express (Starlight Express)

Naked Retirees Singing!

Sweet Cruelty

A Little Death Metal

Yes, Yes Yvette (well this one is real...)

Mame : The NRA Musical

Poppin

Fleas (Cats)

Mortgage (Rent)

Fiddling on the Roof



I made a whole thread devoted to things like this
Worst Ideas for Musical Sequels

[paradox_error]

re: Bialystock&Bloom-New Title Suggestions for PRODUCERS#17

Posted: 4/7/05 at 5:04pm

Starbucks Espresso

[CATSNYrevival]

re: Bialystock&Bloom-New Title Suggestions for PRODUCERS#18

Posted: 4/7/05 at 5:23pm

DOGS
STARLIGHT EXPRESSO
BLUESTIME
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, NANCY REGAN
MEET ME IN THE COPY ROOM
THE MERRY WIDOWER
ON A CLEAR DAY YOU CAN SEE THE NAKED BOYS SINGING
CAN'T-CAN'T!
CAESAR SALAD DAYS
STOP THE WORLD I'M IN A RED STATE!
TWO GENTLEMAN OF QUEENS
LADY BE BAD
GENTLEMAN PREFER BOYS
GEORGE N!
FADE OUT-FADE OUT
BAR-NONE!
111 IN THE SHADE
NOTHING GOES!
HELLO, DOLLY-PARTON!
BIG ME
I CAN GET IT FOR YOU FOR FREE
FIVE DOLLAR BABY
GRAND MOTEL 6
ANYONE CAN BELT
GUYS AND GUYS
FRANKENSTEIN SUPERSTAR
DREAMBOYS
DO I HEAR BLUEGRASS?
DIRTY ROTTEN PORN STARS
RHOAD ISLAND!
I REMEMBER PAPA
I'D RATHER BE WRONG
CALL ME DRAG QUEEN
I MARRIED A DEVIL
MR. LIBERTY
FARRIS WHEEL!
THE MIKADA
ON YOUR BACK
PIPI SHORTSTOCKING
ONE TOUCH OF MARS
BIG WOMEN
H.M.S. PINYOUDOWN
PAL JOEYANA
MRS. PRESIDENT
SOPHISTICATED GENTLEMAN
SWAY!
THE TWOPENNY OPERA
ONE BY ONE
WHISTLE DOWN THE A$S CRACK
PERFORMANCE BOAT
ENTER THE BODYGUARD
THE BOYS FROM NEW JERSEY
AS TENS CHEER!
SMALL RIVER!
OLIVIA!
THE PRINCE AND ME
SMOKEY JOE'S BARCALOUNGE

[WISHIHADATONY]

re: Bialystock&Bloom-New Title Suggestions for PRODUCERS#19

Posted: 4/8/05 at 3:40pm

i love it, you guys are hysterical.

"Blow out the candles Robert and make a wish. Want something, want SOMETHING."

[timote316]

re: Bialystock&Bloom-New Title Suggestions for PRODUCERS#20

Posted: 4/8/05 at 4:54pm

Funny Boy 3

[BroadwayNick]

re: Bialystock&Bloom-New Title Suggestions for PRODUCERS#21

Posted: 4/8/05 at 8:23pm

I found this post a couple of days ago and was sobbing from laughing so hard! Thank you! Thank you!

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. --Dave Berry

[WISHIHADATONY]

re: Bialystock&Bloom-New Title Suggestions for PRODUCERS#22

Posted: 4/9/05 at 10:41am

BroadwayNick, you are enjoying this as much as I am it seems. :) Keep em coming sweet people!!!

"Blow out the candles Robert and make a wish. Want something, want SOMETHING."

[Tom1071]

re: Bialystock&Bloom-New Title Suggestions for PRODUCERS#23

Posted: 4/9/05 at 11:18am

The Baker's Life Partner

[hyperchet]

re: Bialystock&Bloom-New Title Suggestions for PRODUCERS#24

Posted: 4/9/05 at 6:15pm

Ha! Pimpin! I would do that show in a heartbeat.

"Needless to say the crew is well acquainted with my ass and that's ok because they are the coolest guys ever." - Idina Menzel