Sumofallthings I hope you are kidding and that is what I will assume.
Okay, a Bob Fosse story (I never worked or met him, but here goes anyway):
I believe it was Wayne Cilento that said that he spoke with Bob after the famous Gower Champion death on the opening night of 42nd Street. Fosse had one comment, "Gower always did me one better. I filmed my death, but Gower had the nerve to do it on opening night."
Fosse was always paranoid, thinking the world was against him. During the tryout of Damn Yankees he secured a room next to Hal Prince so that he could listen to everything that Hal said on the phone. He did the same thing to Cy Feuer during Cabaret.
Cy Feuer describes in his autobiography Bob's power over his women. He says that once Fosse's women fell in love with him they fell for him forever. And that his power was so strong that they forgave him for all the other women, didn't mind being one in a crowd.
I'll think of more.
But someone start a David Merrick thread because I have a wealth of entertaining stories about that old hound!!!!
(Please.)