Boston Spelling Bee - Adult Night

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this sounds TOO TOO funny

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I'm so jealous, I wish I could have gone!

Excited for the ones in NYC this winter though!

Good point Ashley, as a guy, I did find it kind of distracting... :)

Do you guys remember any of the audience description sentences, or the word definitions/sentences?

You're right, Betsy Wolfe is hot, and has an amazing voice. Jenni Barber does, too.

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Updated On: 12/2/06 at 12:09 AM

I wish I could have gone. My friends went (I was teching a show) and my good friend was one of the spellers. Too bad. I hope they extend.

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Words.... I actually think most of them were recycled ones from past Adult Nights and a couple were from the original show.

Indigent, Mexicans, autoteabagged (the sentence was "Mrmkmrmrmrm" which was pretty funny), finger, agnate. Marcy's words were all Asian ones, which was hilarious. Onager (wild Asian ass), Miso, Hello Kitty, Origami and "#36 something shrimp salad" which was totally random.

And Logainne's "Woe Is Me" reprise was totally cut. Instead, she just said, "Go f*** yourself" and she and Mitch did this crazy handshake thing. Her epilogue was so random. About falling in love with a potato and smothering it with sour cream. I can't remember the specifics of her rant, but it had to do with Evangelical priests and being gay. That led to Bush being gay because he always has Dick behind him. Which led to Republicans being supportive, because ignorance is the best lube. It was really great though. She got a huge applause for it.

Trying to remember more...

Audience descriptions. The only one I can remember clearly is the guy who had "Seniors" on his shirt. His description was something like, "Having been raised by his grandparents, Mr. _______ has a thing for seniors."

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Jesus also told Marcy to use condoms when having sex because otherwise she'd get (anyone remember the word, I couldn't hear it)

jsand, was it something like, "...but don't tell them I told you so."?

Most of these sound like the same ones they used in SF. Did Marcy call Chip "asshole" instead of "jerk"? Did they toss out condoms instead of spelling cards?

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Hi, I'm new here, but I was at the bee, and I thought it was amazing tonight. Seeing the show in NYC several times and comparing it to this is, it's like a completely different show.

Marcy called Chip a cocksucker, not an asshole.
Yes, she threw condoms, so funny.

And Jesus told Marcy "when you start having sex please use contraception, but don't tell anyone I told you that."

Jenni Barber is my favorite person in that cast (Jared Gertner is pretty damn good too)... I loved the E.T. references and "I wish you could phone home" in the I Love You Song. Definitely the best number of the night.

I loved when Barfee called Mitch his homeslice.

Mitch's rant about Peretti, the bitch, beating him 22 years ago in the spelling bee was hillarious too.

Another highlight was in Magic Foot Barfee said "I love you Magic foot almost as much as I love my magic penis"

And Barfee's mom, usually Monique in the Boston version, was Conchita, his hispanic cleaning lady. One day he found Conchita cleaning his father's testicles.

And, finally, Marcy's leapord print thong. I was not expecting that, so ****in funny.

But by far, my favorite part [besides I Love You Song] was when Olive got down on her knees when Panche told her too... WOW!

Question, I saw the dildo on the stage, but where did it come from? Who put it there? I guess I missed it.

Needless to say, the cast is very talented and it's too bad the show is closing December 31. Barber, Gertner, Iglehart, and Wolfe will be in NYC soon (I hope)

Two more things I just remembered.

Olive was "Hilary Duff's busted up hymen" for Halloween.

Logainne's word, shocker. She spelled it with her usual sign language, but it ended with her doing the actual hand gesture. She just looked at her hand like it had a mind of its own.

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