Boston Spelling Bee - Adult Night- Page 2

[yellibean2]

Posted: 12/2/06 at 10:23am

I was there!

I thought it was absolutely hilarious. Almost didn't get in because the lotto was really crowded, but in the end I won, which was a HUGE relief and it was definitely worth all the trouble and stress.

Jared told me they wanted Aaron to pick a guy for Marigold and say "See that girl in the brown sweater with the penis?", but apparently he didn't want to do it.

The woman sitting next to me had never seen the show and found out very late that it was Adults Only and was in for quite a shock...

Oh, and; "Why don't you just take your unfortunate erection and shove it up a horse's ass? Tittup, tittup, tittup!"

And Daniel's Brokeback monologue! It made my life.

[ashley0139]

Posted: 12/2/06 at 11:35am

Marcy did put the dildo on stage.

Brokeback Mountain monologue = priceless.

At the end, Leaf stood up and said, "Leaf wrote Cats."
Olive divorced her parents and had a sex change.

During the last song, when Barfee and Olive do their whole thing, the entire time he was basically feeling her up and groping her. When Barfee turns to Olive before he's about to get his last word right, instead of saying "It's ok Barf" she said "can't we just be friends?"

[TheActr97J]

Posted: 12/2/06 at 2:05pm

Ashley- My friend was the one in the senior shirt. lol

[ElphabaRose]

Posted: 12/2/06 at 2:14pm

I was at the show last night too, my friends won lotto but I didn't so I got a college discount seat...it was nice seeing the show from the front. (I've only seen it in NY and whenever I win lotto, its never in the bleachers.)

I can't believe people left this quote out, it was hilarious:
If you take the T from listen, the W from answer, the extra A from aardvark, and the T from often, you can call your mother a TWAT and she'll never know because the whole word is silent.

[ashley0139]

Posted: 12/2/06 at 6:14pm

Elphaba- at first I thought Jenni had messed up the line, and then I realized she was spelling a different word. So funny.

Another- For Chip's first word, Rona said "Chip is the product of a mail-order bride." And then he mouthed "mom?" So funny.

[LizzieCurry]

Posted: 12/2/06 at 6:45pm

In the epilogue, did Mitch end up sueing Subway Sandwiches?

[jsand25]

Posted: 12/2/06 at 6:47pm

Yes, he won $17 million dollars.