Marcy did put the dildo on stage.
Brokeback Mountain monologue = priceless.
At the end, Leaf stood up and said, "Leaf wrote Cats."
Olive divorced her parents and had a sex change.
During the last song, when Barfee and Olive do their whole thing, the entire time he was basically feeling her up and groping her. When Barfee turns to Olive before he's about to get his last word right, instead of saying "It's ok Barf" she said "can't we just be friends?"
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife