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Broadway Abridged: ROAD SHOW

Broadway Abridged: ROAD SHOW

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Broadway Abridged: ROAD SHOW#1

Posted: 12/11/08 at 11:47am

Broadway Abridged: ROAD SHOW

http://www.broadwayabridged.com/scripts/roadshow.shtml


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-Nellie McKay on the 2006 Broadway production of The Threepenny Opera, in which she played Polly Peachum
Updated On: 12/11/08 at 11:47 AM

re: Broadway Abridged: ROAD SHOW#2

Posted: 12/11/08 at 11:52am

Praise the Lord! An update!


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re: Broadway Abridged: ROAD SHOW#2

Posted: 12/11/08 at 12:58pm

Sigh. That.....should be funnier than it is....


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re: Broadway Abridged: ROAD SHOW#3

Posted: 12/11/08 at 12:59pm

Was that supposed to be funny?


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re: Broadway Abridged: ROAD SHOW#4

Posted: 12/11/08 at 1:41pm

I though it had it's moments, I loved the end and the cocaine bits. I don't think BwayAbridged has had a truly hilarious script in a long time.


You're reminding me of people you hear at the movies asking questions every ten seconds, "Who is that? Why is that guy walking down the street? Who's that lady coming up to him? Uh-oh, why did that car go by? Why is it so dark in this theater?" - FindingNamo on strummergirl

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"They say that just being relaxed is the most important thing [in acting]. I take that to another level, I think kinda like yawning and...like being partially asleep onstage is also good, but whatever." - Sherie Rene Scott

re: Broadway Abridged: ROAD SHOW#5

Posted: 12/11/08 at 1:46pm

Are you nuts. The EQUUS one? MY WIFE AND I DON'T MAKE WHOOPY ANYMORE! That was gold!


Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you. --Cartman: South Park ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."

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re: Broadway Abridged: ROAD SHOW#6

Posted: 12/11/08 at 1:53pm

oh yeah, well that was funny, but still not as hilarious as their old material


You're reminding me of people you hear at the movies asking questions every ten seconds, "Who is that? Why is that guy walking down the street? Who's that lady coming up to him? Uh-oh, why did that car go by? Why is it so dark in this theater?" - FindingNamo on strummergirl

"If artists were machines, then I'm just a different kind of machine...I'd probably be a toaster. Actually, I'd be a toaster oven because they're more versatile. And I like making grilled cheese" -Regina Spektor

"That's, like, twelve shows! ...Or seven." -Crazy SA Fangirl

"They say that just being relaxed is the most important thing [in acting]. I take that to another level, I think kinda like yawning and...like being partially asleep onstage is also good, but whatever." - Sherie Rene Scott

re: Broadway Abridged: ROAD SHOW#7

Posted: 12/11/08 at 1:55pm

You're right. I mean, the old ones had me peeing myself. I wish he came into our lives sooner.


Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you. --Cartman: South Park ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."

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re: Broadway Abridged: ROAD SHOW#8

Posted: 12/11/08 at 4:43pm

I love the Little Mermaid one. I think it may have almost made my $30 student rush ticket worth it.

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re: Broadway Abridged: ROAD SHOW#9

Posted: 12/11/08 at 5:01pm

Yeah, so not funny.


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re: Broadway Abridged: ROAD SHOW#10

Posted: 12/11/08 at 7:56pm

It wasn't funny because Road Show was actually...good.

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re: Broadway Abridged: ROAD SHOW#11

Posted: 12/11/08 at 8:09pm

I thought it was absolutely hilarious, however I haven't seen Road Show. I hope it isn't that accurate because I can't see how Road show can be *that* bad.

The comment about "Bounce" at the beginning of the Assassins abridged was also hilarious.


Give me claws and a hunch, just away from this bunch.

re: Broadway Abridged: ROAD SHOW#12

Posted: 12/11/08 at 9:39pm

I'm dissapointed there was NO reference made to the sharing of the sleeping bag bit.


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re: Broadway Abridged: ROAD SHOW#13

Posted: 12/11/08 at 9:58pm

This site has failed to make me laugh every time they publish a new one.


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re: Broadway Abridged: ROAD SHOW#14

Posted: 12/12/08 at 4:29pm

Fair enough. I wrote this one in 15-20 minutes the night of the show, right before going to sleep. I didn't even edit.

Everybody on this thread is right about everything they said.

Except jv92, you're wrong.


- Gil http://www.broadwayabridged.com

re: Broadway Abridged: ROAD SHOW#15

Posted: 12/12/08 at 4:35pm

I'd love to see him take on SHREK or IN THE HEIGHTS.


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re: Broadway Abridged: ROAD SHOW#16

Posted: 12/12/08 at 5:04pm

Oh am I wrong? Really? Prove it.

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re: Broadway Abridged: ROAD SHOW#17

Posted: 12/12/08 at 6:59pm

I can't prove your opinion wrong. It's an opinion. That's just absurd. Why are you provoking me?


- Gil http://www.broadwayabridged.com

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re: Broadway Abridged: ROAD SHOW#18

Posted: 12/12/08 at 7:03pm

not particularly funny, and I thought Road Show was great, you can't just say jv92 was wrong about having an opinion on a show

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re: Broadway Abridged: ROAD SHOW#19

Posted: 12/12/08 at 7:10pm

Just read Little Mermaid and I thought it was funny, and I actually like the show.

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re: Broadway Abridged: ROAD SHOW#20

Posted: 12/12/08 at 7:18pm

Nah, I was kidding. I don't think he's wrong about liking Road Show, that's an opinion.

I don't think people find it unfunny *because* Road Show is good, however. That would be akin to saying that anything that makes fun of something Good won't ever be funny.


- Gil http://www.broadwayabridged.com

re: Broadway Abridged: ROAD SHOW#21

Posted: 12/12/08 at 7:29pm

Seriously...look at the other shows he's written about on his website. Most are amazing. Something doesn't have to be bad to be made fun of.


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