Broadway Hautned House... nominate your choice for additions..- Page 2

[Phantom2]

Posted: 10/26/06 at 6:45pm

Tina would then eat Laura's heart. Oh nevermind...

[Raviolisun]

Posted: 10/26/06 at 6:51pm

Twyla Tharp. She doesn't have to be doing anything...just standing there. I'd pee my pants faster than you can say "Crappy Jukebox Musicals."

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 10/26/06 at 8:14pm

Oh no! You did NOT diss Carly Jibson!

Fine! You want it that way?! How about a room that resembles a backstage quick change booth. Daniel Davis can be there, and you are the dresser. Daniel will scream at you, and call you every name in the book until you burst into tears, fleeing in terror.


You made me, sorry.

[StephenSondheimWHOO]

Posted: 10/26/06 at 8:39pm

When you walk in you are grabbed by screaming 12 year old girls all wearing WICKED shirts and screaming "DEFFYYYIINNNNG GRRRAVVITTTYYYY"

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 10/26/06 at 8:44pm

Well, Diva, if you had just hand-washed his bras in baby shampoo instead of Woolite, as he so CLEARLY ASKED, he wouldn't have had to yell.

See what you made him do? You know he's even harder on himself than on everyone around him. They all are.

Updated On: 10/26/06 at 08:44 PM

[mattnyc2]

Posted: 10/26/06 at 8:56pm

You wake up inside the gershwin theatre...you look in the mirror and realize that you are Idina Menzel...the theatre starts flooding with rabid teenage girl Wicked fans...all the exits are sealed...suddenly you notice a noose in the corner, what choice do you make? (sorry, just watched SAW again)
Updated On: 10/26/06 at 08:56 PM

[parislover87]

Posted: 10/26/06 at 9:00pm

I can't believe I forgot the room where they strap you onto a cherry picker and raise you up, forcing you to sing Defying Gravity until your voice is permanently damaged...

[parislover87]

Posted: 10/26/06 at 9:00pm

CRAP... I thought we were talking about ideas for the Gershwin... not a haunted house

[Enjolras77]

Posted: 10/26/06 at 9:17pm

You travel into a small room with three coffins arranged side by side in the middle. The first one opens and Michael Crawford rises up. Oh good you think it must be a Phantom of the Opera room. Then the second coffin opens and Hugh Panaro arises. Even better! It must be a former Phantoms reunion! However, all hope is lost when the third coffin opens and out pops Tom Hewitt. Your heart begins to race because you realize that this is no Phantom reunion! The door behind you slams. You are trapped in the Vault of Vile Vampire musicals! Being trapped in a room with these three vampires -- what could possibly SUCK more!?

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 10/26/06 at 9:19pm

"what could possibly SUCK more!?"

Obvious.. BAD joke.... *bites lips*

[worrell4077]

Posted: 10/27/06 at 11:50am

These are really funny and scary. With all these thoughts, I think I might have the perfect name for the house,(even though Universal Orlando's Halloween Horror Nights already has a house named it), RUN!!!!!

In all seriousness though, if someone made a haunted house that featured a Broadway musical, then what about a Sweeney Todd house or themed room? You know, you could have a haunted house based on Mrs. Lovett's Meat Pies and take a tour of the bake shop and stuff. Sorry, if I killed the buzz

[Barnaby12345]

Posted: 10/27/06 at 12:01pm

I think the scariest is still a room full of Cosettes

[husk_charmer]

Posted: 10/27/06 at 1:16pm

Don't forget the "Carrie" room where you have Barbara Cook shreiking "Eve was Weak" followed by the Super Bitch Buckley Running in and having a duel to the death (My money is on Buckley)...or even just a room of Buckley or as [tos] called her "Hot Box o' Crazy"

[Amneris]

Posted: 10/27/06 at 1:49pm

all members of the bww.com message board at one dinner table fighting over who is a broadway legend and how many drinks elaine stritch had on that given day.

[StephenSondheimWHOO]

Posted: 10/28/06 at 5:34pm

BUMP

[Unknown User]

Posted: 10/28/06 at 5:40pm

"You travel into a small room with three coffins arranged side by side in the middle. The first one opens and Michael Crawford rises up. Oh good you think it must be a Phantom of the Opera room. Then the second coffin opens and Hugh Panaro arises. Even better! It must be a former Phantoms reunion! However, all hope is lost when the third coffin opens and out pops Tom Hewitt. Your heart begins to race because you realize that this is no Phantom reunion! The door behind you slams. You are trapped in the Vault of Vile Vampire musicals! Being trapped in a room with these three vampires -- what could possibly SUCK more!?"

Uh, a room of jukebox musicals, where Good Vibrations, All Shook Up, Movin' Out, Times..Changin', and Mamma Mia battle each other until they all (except for Mamma Mia) close. Enjy, i love you! U rok my sox!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 10/28/06 at 5:43pm

I'm surprised no one has said anything about Hot Feet being an addition.

[Enjolras77]

Posted: 10/31/08 at 4:41pm

I thought I would brush the cobwebs off and "resurrect" this long dead thread just in time for Halloween.

Any new additions to the Broadway House of Horrors?

Maybe something like a room a la "Saw" where Patti LuPone brutally tortures bootleggers and libelous posters like Ziegfeld7? Any others?

BWA-HA-HA

Updated On: 10/31/08 at 04:41 PM

[Enjolras77]

Posted: 10/31/08 at 4:41pm

double post

Updated On: 10/31/08 at 04:41 PM

[legally_popular]

Posted: 10/31/08 at 4:46pm

In addition to the Idina worshipers, there should be a room full of Claymates.

[WOSQ]

Posted: 10/31/08 at 4:47pm

Andrew Lloyd Webber...


...naked...

[bwayfan9]

Posted: 10/31/08 at 5:05pm

EMMA ZAKS IN GYPSY!!!!


AHHHHHH

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 10/31/08 at 5:31pm

WOSQ, I've never been so terrified in all my life... I don't think I'll sleep for weeks now.

To whoever said "a room full of Cosettes"-- I think even scarier would be a room full of Eponines. Yipes.

Oh, and there has to be a thing where Javert jumps down off of a bridge toward you.

[Paul W. Thompson]

Posted: 10/31/08 at 5:57pm

"Dance of the Vampires"........

without Max Von Essen

[lakezurich]

Posted: 10/31/08 at 6:31pm

I'm really surprised The Pirate Queen has not been mentioned yet...