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#26

re: Broadway Haunted House... nominate your choice for additions..

Posted: 10/26/06 at 6:45pm

Tina would then eat Laura's heart. Oh nevermind...
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#27

re: Broadway Haunted House... nominate your choice for additions..

Posted: 10/26/06 at 6:51pm

Twyla Tharp. She doesn't have to be doing anything...just standing there. I'd pee my pants faster than you can say "Crappy Jukebox Musicals."
One time, Patti LuPone punched me in the face...


It was awesome. - theaterkid1015
#28

re: Broadway Haunted House... nominate your choice for additions..

Posted: 10/26/06 at 8:14pm

Oh no! You did NOT diss Carly Jibson!

Fine! You want it that way?! How about a room that resembles a backstage quick change booth. Daniel Davis can be there, and you are the dresser. Daniel will scream at you, and call you every name in the book until you burst into tears, fleeing in terror.


You made me, sorry.
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#30

re: Broadway Haunted House... nominate your choice for additions..

Posted: 10/26/06 at 8:44pm

Well, Diva, if you had just hand-washed his bras in baby shampoo instead of Woolite, as he so CLEARLY ASKED, he wouldn't have had to yell.

See what you made him do? You know he's even harder on himself than on everyone around him. They all are.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 10/26/06 at 08:44 PM

#31

re: Broadway Haunted House... nominate your choice for additions..

Posted: 10/26/06 at 8:56pm

You wake up inside the gershwin theatre...you look in the mirror and realize that you are Idina Menzel...the theatre starts flooding with rabid teenage girl Wicked fans...all the exits are sealed...suddenly you notice a noose in the corner, what choice do you make? (sorry, just watched SAW again)

Updated On: 10/26/06 at 08:56 PM

#34

re: Broadway Haunted House... nominate your choice for additions..

Posted: 10/26/06 at 9:17pm

You travel into a small room with three coffins arranged side by side in the middle. The first one opens and Michael Crawford rises up. Oh good you think it must be a Phantom of the Opera room. Then the second coffin opens and Hugh Panaro arises. Even better! It must be a former Phantoms reunion! However, all hope is lost when the third coffin opens and out pops Tom Hewitt. Your heart begins to race because you realize that this is no Phantom reunion! The door behind you slams. You are trapped in the Vault of Vile Vampire musicals! Being trapped in a room with these three vampires -- what could possibly SUCK more!?
"You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you are left with nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays. I don't know about you, but I'd like to make today worth remembering." --Harold Hill from The Music Man
#36

re: Broadway Haunted House... nominate your choice for additions..

Posted: 10/27/06 at 11:50am

These are really funny and scary. With all these thoughts, I think I might have the perfect name for the house,(even though Universal Orlando's Halloween Horror Nights already has a house named it), RUN!!!!!

In all seriousness though, if someone made a haunted house that featured a Broadway musical, then what about a Sweeney Todd house or themed room? You know, you could have a haunted house based on Mrs. Lovett's Meat Pies and take a tour of the bake shop and stuff. Sorry, if I killed the buzz
#38

re: Broadway Haunted House... nominate your choice for additions..

Posted: 10/27/06 at 1:16pm

Don't forget the "Carrie" room where you have Barbara Cook shreiking "Eve was Weak" followed by the Super Bitch Buckley Running in and having a duel to the death (My money is on Buckley)...or even just a room of Buckley or as [tos] called her "Hot Box o' Crazy"
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#41

re: Broadway Haunted House... nominate your choice for additions..

Posted: 10/28/06 at 5:40pm

"You travel into a small room with three coffins arranged side by side in the middle. The first one opens and Michael Crawford rises up. Oh good you think it must be a Phantom of the Opera room. Then the second coffin opens and Hugh Panaro arises. Even better! It must be a former Phantoms reunion! However, all hope is lost when the third coffin opens and out pops Tom Hewitt. Your heart begins to race because you realize that this is no Phantom reunion! The door behind you slams. You are trapped in the Vault of Vile Vampire musicals! Being trapped in a room with these three vampires -- what could possibly SUCK more!?"

Uh, a room of jukebox musicals, where Good Vibrations, All Shook Up, Movin' Out, Times..Changin', and Mamma Mia battle each other until they all (except for Mamma Mia) close. Enjy, i love you! U rok my sox!
#43

re: Broadway Haunted House 2008

Posted: 10/31/08 at 4:41pm

I thought I would brush the cobwebs off and "resurrect" this long dead thread just in time for Halloween.

Any new additions to the Broadway House of Horrors?

Maybe something like a room a la "Saw" where Patti LuPone brutally tortures bootleggers and libelous posters like Ziegfeld7? Any others?

BWA-HA-HA

"You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you are left with nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays. I don't know about you, but I'd like to make today worth remembering." --Harold Hill from The Music Man

Updated On: 10/31/08 at 04:41 PM

#44

re: Broadway Haunted House 2008

Posted: 10/31/08 at 4:41pm

double post
"You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you are left with nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays. I don't know about you, but I'd like to make today worth remembering." --Harold Hill from The Music Man

Updated On: 10/31/08 at 04:41 PM

#45

re: Broadway Haunted House 2008

Posted: 10/31/08 at 4:46pm

In addition to the Idina worshipers, there should be a room full of Claymates.
#46

re: Broadway Haunted House 2008

Posted: 10/31/08 at 4:47pm

Andrew Lloyd Webber...


...naked...
"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable." --Carrie Fisher
#48

re: Broadway Haunted House 2008

Posted: 10/31/08 at 5:31pm

WOSQ, I've never been so terrified in all my life... I don't think I'll sleep for weeks now.

To whoever said "a room full of Cosettes"-- I think even scarier would be a room full of Eponines. Yipes.

Oh, and there has to be a thing where Javert jumps down off of a bridge toward you.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#50

re: Broadway Haunted House 2008

Posted: 10/31/08 at 6:31pm

I'm really surprised The Pirate Queen has not been mentioned yet...
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