Broadway Themed Jokes, anyone?

[dramarama2]

Posted: 7/11/09 at 9:36pm

I don't know any.

[binau]

Posted: 7/11/09 at 11:20pm

Patti LuPone.



(Sorry, I couldn't resist - I don't agree with it either I just find the senseless Patti bashing funny)

[Yankeefan007]

Posted: 7/11/09 at 11:29pm

Moose Murders, In My Life, Good Vibrations, A Tale of Two Cities, the collected works of Frank Wildhorn...

[Voulez-Vous]

Posted: 7/11/09 at 11:31pm

**Ding!**

What is the theatre fans punishment upon arriving in hell?
Updated On: 7/11/09 at 11:31 PM

[zoraksferal]

Posted: 7/11/09 at 11:42pm

Is the answer still Patti LuPone? If so, qolbinau deserves a prize for being psychic.

[Voulez-Vous]

Posted: 7/11/09 at 11:47pm

My post was a Jeopardy response to YankeeFan.

[GimmeABreak2]

Posted: 7/12/09 at 12:19am

There was an awesome SNL Broadway-themed sketch...don't have any stand alone jokes coming to mind, but you might enjoy it, if you haven't already seen it!

SNL - Save Broadway Updated On: 7/12/09 at 12:19 AM

[dramamama611]

Posted: 7/12/09 at 12:55am

Someone recently sent me a list of "how many theater folks does it take to change a light bulb?" jokes.

I'll dig them up if you wnat to really see them. They are "amusing"-ish.

[Weez]

Posted: 7/12/09 at 6:10am

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Stephanie!

Stephanie who?

Stephanie-six trombones led the big parade!

[brochatkid]

Posted: 7/12/09 at 7:01am

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Sam and Janet.

Sam and Janet Who?

Sam and Janet Evening....

[AlgonquinProd2]

Posted: 7/12/09 at 11:52am

Ok, this isn't a joke, per se, and it's not really ABOUT theater so much as theater people, so it really doesn't answer the question, but I always found it very funny....

Eddie Fisher once appeared on a television program during which entertainers sought romantic, spiritual, and other miscellaneous guidance from a group of panelists (among them the noted wit George S. Kaufman). Fisher's complaint concerned a certain chorus girl who refused to go out with him on account of his age.
"Mr. Fisher," Kaufman advised, "on Mount Wilson there is a telescope that can magnify the most distant stars up to twenty-four times the magnification of any previous telescope. This remarkable instrument was unsurpassed in the world of astronomy until the development and construction of the Mount Palomar telescope - an even more remarkable instrument of magnification. Owing to advances and improvements in optical technology, it is capable of magnifying the stars to four times the magnification and resolution of the Mount Wilson telescope." Here Kaufman paused, surveying the puzzled faces around him. "Mr. Fisher," he continued, "if you could somehow put the Mount Wilson telescope inside the Mount Palomar telescope, you still wouldn't be able to detect my interest in your problem."

[CurtainPullDowner]

Posted: 7/12/09 at 12:49pm

I heard this when A CHORUS LINE was the hottest ticket in town, but you can use any hard to get tickets for show.

An older woman was sitting alone at a matinee of A CHORUS LINE, a
The man next to her asked, "Is that seat empty"
"Oh yes", she answered, "my husband and I got these tickets months ago and he passed away."
"Oh", said the man, "Couldn't you find a friend or relative to come with you?"
"Oh no", said the woman, "they are all at the funeral".

ba dump bum.