I love Jon Stewart. Last night on Larry King he talked about the homophobia in America. He said if it was such an abomination against God how come it didn't make it into "The Top Ten?"
So let's start with that list. Maybe this administration should consider the following before they attack...
I AM THE LORD THY GOD, THOU SHALT NOT HAVE strange gods BEFORE ME. Does this include the President? Judge not lest ye be judged, asshole.
THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD THY GOD IN VAIN. Well, that would exclude practically every play, film, album and TV show that is not shown on one of the top networks with the exception of Barney and Spongebob.
REMEMBER THOU KEEP HOLY THE SABBATH DAY. Close all theatres on Sunday, also, no Football, TV, Nascar or tractor pulls. No flea markets or church carnivals.
HONOR THY FATHER AND THY MOTHER. What, no Simpsons?
THOU SHALT NOT KILL. No Shakespeare, Tarintono, or executions in Texas. Not to mention Iraq.
THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY. I think Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker, might have something to say about this one.
THOU SHALT NOT STEAL. Well, there goes Les Miz! Not to mention Enron, social security, and new taxes!
THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST THY NEIGHBOR. What, no Musto? Cindy Adams? Liz Smith? C’mon, now your pushing it.
THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE. But that Bush Mama is such a hottie.
THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S GOODS. So I can’t dream of living in the White House?.
PEACE.