Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll

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Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll

Posted: 10/23/06 at 9:57pm

At JC Penney. Seriously. Check this out.

I'm not sure I understand why JC Penney is selling this, but I just got mine, and it's adorable.
Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll at JC Penney!

#2

re: Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll

Posted: 10/23/06 at 9:59pm

that is so cute

#3

re: Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:00pm

"Doll is 30"H. Imported from China. Ages 3 and up."

Fantastic. A 2.5 foot tall Asian Channing doll for toddlers. Who the HELL would ever have guessed?

Seriously, though, it freaks me out, partly because the doll looks better than she does in her old age. And it's for 3 and up. Dollypop's future kids are going nuts right now.

Updated On: 10/23/06 at 10:00 PM

#4

re: Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:01pm

I will have nightmares for weeks now.

#5

re: Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:04pm

That is frightening.

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#6

re: Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:04pm

is there a difference between this and the actual Carol Channing?

#7

re: Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:05pm

Well, she's always had the mouth/smile of one, anyway.

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#8

re: Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:05pm

I MUST HAVE THIS DOLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#9

re: Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:10pm

Was there ever any doubt?

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#10

re: Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:10pm

She can be had for only $39.99, plus shipping. She arrived quickly and is currently lying on my bed.

#11

re: Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:15pm

This will definitely be in my Christmmas stocking.

I Love Carol Channing!

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#12

re: Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:22pm

What the hell kind of stocking do you have, that would accomodate this Carol Channing dummy?

#13

re: Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:22pm

The curse of the Carol Channing dummy resulted in a double post!

Updated On: 10/23/06 at 10:22 PM

#14

re: Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:33pm

What do you wanna bet we'll be seeing one of these stuck on Jay Johnson's arm in fifteen years for the next revival of Dolly?

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#15

re: Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:34pm

Darn...I was hoping for a Patti LuPone ventriloquist doll this year

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re: Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:34pm

#17

re: Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:35pm

I knew Dollypop would be all over that.

Someone is going to have a very Merry Christmas.

Updated On: 10/23/06 at 10:35 PM

#18

re: Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:37pm

SHOWTUNE OF CHUCKY

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#19

re: Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:37pm

It looks like Indina in a blonde wig to me.

#20

re: Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:39pm

I love Carol Channing, but that is frightening!

#21

re: Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:47pm

Does it come with a gay husband doll?

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#22

re: Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:48pm

Are you volunteering?

#23

re: Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:53pm

This is hilarious!

#24

re: Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:54pm

I suppose you could always get a Ken doll and dress it up in Carol's clothes.

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#25

re: Carol Channing Ventriloquist Doll

Posted: 10/23/06 at 11:04pm

Ok, know I have to decide if I want this or not . . . .

Its a theatre queen's Christmas/Hannukah/Kwannza/Ramadahn/Solstice/December dream!

Ah, I just love the politically correct season.

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