I was at the show last night. Here are some changes off of the top of my head (that may or may not be identical to the tour's). That being said, if I forgot something or it's slightly off, please don't be quick to shoot me down. I didn't even know changes were being implemented tonight and it's not like I was taking notes =)
• In 'Cautionary Tale', after the line, "You can't buy integrity, at the mall it's not for sale," Damian says now says "true" instead of "nice."
• Cady's whole introduction to the class after 'It Roars' is different. Instead of the "Kansas/Kenya" bit, it's now Arkansaw/Africa, Mr. Duvall takes a shot at oddly-spelt modern names, and Cady tries to introduce herself but instead gets cut off by two boys that simultaneously say, "No one cares," "Take your top off!"
• Right before 'Where Do You Belong,' the girl that calls Cady weird no longer looks in the mirror for a few seconds before walking off-stage.
• The birthday cake line in 'Where Do You Belong' has been replaced with a one-liner about a Lifetime movie, and, "If they don't win, their parents ground them," has been replaced with, "But neither team would take me, so they can bite me." During Damian's dance break, he screams out, "Big mistake, dance team!"
• In 'Meet the Plastics,' Karen's "On Wednesdays we wear pink" line is now sung an octave lower. The line that all three plastics usually sing together immediately after (same words) has been cut.
• Mrs. George's prop after 'Apex Predator' is now an oversized cocktail glass, so obviously the dog bits are no longer in. A line is now, "It's been such a long time since we've gotten new meat in our little lady cocktail," as opposed to "lady taco."
• Coach Carr is no longer in 'Whose House is This'. (Or if he is, I just didn't notice him around or hear Karen yell, "Hey is that Coach Carr?" or something of the like)
• In Cady's room, as Aaron begins to stand up (before 'More is Always Better'
, instead of, "No, sit boy, sit!" she now says, "No sit down I'm amazing!"
• When Karen's talking about the rule of twos, while she does mention Coach Carr's open marriage, she doesn't talk about leaving the parking lot immediately.
• Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but when Damian says, "She doesn't even go here!", he used to be next to the bleachers on the right and then turn around immediately. Now, he actually climbs the bleachers on the left to say his line and then ducks back down.
And then just music cues/background music in general. Usually pretty minimal.
Really, none of the changes were big. Some were funnier in my opinion, some fell flat. For the record, the tour version of 'Fearless' isn't used.
[Edited because I noticed some grammar/punctuation mistakes and couldn't help myself. But the darn smiley face won't go away.]
Updated On: 12/12/19 at 04:47 AM