Corniest Musical idea you can think of...
Corniest Musical idea you can think of...
#0Corniest Musical idea you can think of...
Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:56pm
What is the corniest and just worst musical idea you can think of??
After reading the Legally Blondemusical post it reminded me of the movie "Bring It On" and oh man... that would hilarious, in a bad way though lol.
So, what you guys think would be some horrible, corny, lame, etc musicals?
#1re: Corniest Musical idea you can think of...
Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:57pmBye Bye Birdie. And Carrie.
kathryn_with_a_y
Chorus Member Joined: 8/7/05
#2re: Corniest Musical idea you can think of...
Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:57pmThe Godfather the musical. Can't you just picture a bunch of ancient mobsters doing an incredible tap dance number.....can you say fabulous??haha
NYC_or_Bust
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/8/05
#3re: Corniest Musical idea you can think of...
Posted: 8/7/05 at 5:58pm
I've got this brilliant idea....two witches, and the whole story takes place before dorothy gets there..i dunno..I think its pretty corny..
#4re: Corniest Musical idea you can think of...
Posted: 8/7/05 at 6:00pm
can I play Wilson?
#5re: Corniest Musical idea you can think of...
Posted: 8/7/05 at 6:03pm
lol, The Godfather... that's good and gives me ideas.
What about War of the Worlds? Actually with crazy effects maybe it'd be kinda cool... but then again, not really, that would just be lame and should probably stay away from theatre.
#6re: Corniest Musical idea you can think of...
Posted: 8/7/05 at 6:04pm
How about a midwestern girl who moves to New York to become a famous writer...or marry rich...who, despite many obstacles...finds her true love and lives happily ever after.
It's TOTALLY original.
Sargar
Stand-by Joined: 10/16/04
#7re: Corniest Musical idea you can think of...
Posted: 8/7/05 at 6:05pmwhy does everyone have to make fun of wicked? come on, isn't that like so 5 months ago??
#8re: Corniest Musical idea you can think of...
Posted: 8/7/05 at 6:06pm
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang...lol
hm..i'm gonna say Spongebob Squarepants the musical
NYC_or_Bust
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/8/05
#9re: Corniest Musical idea you can think of...
Posted: 8/7/05 at 6:07pm
1)FRIENDS The Musical
2)A Very Brady Musical
3)Gili: The J. Lo Musical
kathryn_with_a_y
Chorus Member Joined: 8/7/05
#10re: Corniest Musical idea you can think of...
Posted: 8/7/05 at 6:31pmTo continue on with my mobster musical mentality what about Scarface the musical?? I picture it as highly emotional with a few love song ballads in there what do you think?
#11re: Corniest Musical idea you can think of...
Posted: 8/7/05 at 6:36pm
Matrix - The Musical
The "bullet time" scene would be so great on stage. Not.
(Not that it wouldn't be better than the movie version, which stunk big time).
Beergoggles
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
#12re: Corniest Musical idea you can think of...
Posted: 8/7/05 at 6:43pm
Terminator- The Musical
Idina could paly Sarah Connor
Cheyenne could be the terminator
Aliens- The Musical
Kristin- Ripley "get away from her you biotch"
#13re: Corniest Musical idea you can think of...
Posted: 8/7/05 at 6:45pm
I think somebody might have mentioned this in another post, but I think that a Star Wars musical would be really corny and really bad.
It's hard for me to picture characters like Darth Vader and Han Solo singing.
#14re: Corniest Musical idea you can think of...
Posted: 8/7/05 at 7:05pmHas anyone seen Cannibal the Musical? I haven't personally seen it but lots of my friends have and they love it. Sounds sort of corny to me.. that or incredibly creepy.
#15re: Corniest Musical idea you can think of...
Posted: 8/7/05 at 10:46pm
What if someone were to make a musical about all of Dr. Seuss's stories? Combine them all together, and then have all the characters speak in rhyme... oh wait.
iluvtheatertrash
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/9/04
#16re: Corniest Musical idea you can think of...
Posted: 8/7/05 at 10:52pm
Grease.
I've ALWAYS found it corny and hokey and have always absolutely dreaded having to sit through it.
SongNDanceman2402
Chorus Member Joined: 8/6/05
#17re: Corniest Musical idea you can think of...
Posted: 8/7/05 at 10:54pmlol how about THATS 70'S SHOW the musical?
#18re: Corniest Musical idea you can think of...
Posted: 8/7/05 at 10:56pm
NYC_or_Bust, that idea isn't conry AT ALL...but the results were.
How about
CAREBEARS: THE MUSICAL
Updated On: 8/7/05 at 10:56 PM
#19re: Corniest Musical idea you can think of...
Posted: 8/7/05 at 11:06pmWhat about Britney Spears' Crossroad-The musical! written by and starring Britney Spears as a poor girl on a road trip with her childhood friends looking for her lost mother. Now that is corniest than corny.
#20re: Corniest Musical idea you can think of...
Posted: 8/7/05 at 11:11pmI don't even want to say, just in case some musical writer reads this thread and decides to do it, EEK! SCARY.
#21re: Corniest Musical idea you can think of...
Posted: 8/7/05 at 11:12pm
I'm surprised nobody's mentioned this...
A bunch of ****cats (EDIT: I guess the filter's on... I didn't mean anything obscene) They all sing and dance. How about a musical about their lives? And how difficult and fun it is to be a cat...
Updated On: 8/7/05 at 11:12 PM
SongNDanceman2402
Chorus Member Joined: 8/6/05
#23re: Corniest Musical idea you can think of...
Posted: 8/7/05 at 11:15pmToo funny, can't get cornier than singing and dancing cats! Maybe Lloyd Webber should add it to his list of corny shows!
#24Hey, this one...
Posted: 8/7/05 at 11:17pmMmmm, I'm thinking Dukes of Hazzard: The MUSICAL!
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