David Mamet- Joke He is Most Proud of

A little polar bear comes home from school. He says, Mom, am I a polar bear? She says of course. He says, I mean, am I a real polar bear? Am I complete? Biologically I’m a polar bear, right? She says yeah. He says so you and dad are complete? You’re polar bears? She says, yeah, why are you asking? He says “because I’m f — king freezing.”

No? ok here is one he doesn't invest so much in

how did Archimedes respond to his critics? And the answer is “Fulcrum, if they can’t take a joke.”

Done.

You mean China Doll wasn't a finalist? That was certainly a monumental joke.

My favorite David Mamet joke was in response to Jeremy Piven leaving his production of Speed-The-Plow. Mr. Piven’s doctor said he should not continue to perform because he was suffering from elevated levels of mercury, which may have been the result of large amounts of fish in his diet.

Mr. Mamet said, “My understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer.”

KAD those were quotes he gave the Toronto Star in today's paper so that that's as late as it can get!

( well the fulcrum was the other is apparently from the 80's for a stand up act)