For those of you who never saw it, my memory is a bit faulty, but the end of Act 1 was really anti-climactic and went something like this:
My momma had 12 children and their names were
Horndog, Milkshake, Sally Mae, Elvira, Succotash, Emmerdale, Pitney, Guernsey June, Homily, Fayetta, Libby Lou...AND DESSA ROSE
My momma loved all 12 children and their names were
Horndog, Milkshake, Sally Mae, Elvira, Succotash, Emmerdale, Pitney, Guernsey June, Homily, Fayetta, Libby Lou...AND DESSA ROSE
My momma had to go out to work in the field to support
Horndog, Milkshake, Sally Mae, Elvira, Succotash, Emmerdale, Pitney, Guernsey June, Homily, Fayetta, Libby Lou...AND DESSA ROSE
My momma died young and those who came to her funeral were
Horndog, Milkshake, Sally Mae, Elvira, Succotash, Emmerdale, Pitney, Guernsey June, Homily, Fayetta, Libby Lou...AND DESSA ROSE
That pretty much sums up how Act 1 ended. And they expected us to come back for Act 2?
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.