Dream Cast for film version of Les Miz

[PhantomMag234]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 7:57pm

Jean Valjean-Mandy Patinkin
Javert-Colm Feore
Fantine-Nicole Kidman
Eponine-Britney Spears
Cosette-Kelly Clarkson
Marius-Ryan Phillipe
Enjolras-Chris Sieber
Thenardier-Tim Curry
Madame Thenardier-Miranda Richardson
Grantaire-Jack Black
Young Cosette-Dakota Fanning
Gavroche-Freddie Highmore

My Choice for Director-Jean-Perrie Jeunet

[Thenardier]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 7:59pm

Tell me this is a joke....

[PhantomMag234]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 8:02pm

Well I'm just having fun with it. It's not the real movie cast! Besides if they were making a Les Miz movie it would three or ten years to get it together

[cindy013]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 8:04pm

If that was an actual movie cast for it I would shoot myself.
Kelly Clarkson as Cosette? Brittney Spears as Eponine? WHAT?! And how does Dakota Fanning look like a younger Kelly Clarkson?

[PhantomMag234]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 8:10pm

Yes Britney as Eponine would be a pretty awful idea but i think it'll change what she percived to be (sorta like Phantom changed Micheal Crawford). And Kelly as Cosette it would be pretty light singing (think Emmy Rossum in Phantom).

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 8:12pm

Wha? Wha? WHAT?!?!

[Beergoggles]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 8:13pm

Jean Valjean- Donny Osmond
Javert- David Cassidy
Fantine- Madonna
Eponine- Christina Aguilera
Cosette- Anastasia
Marius- Justin Timberlake
Enjolras- Nick Lachey
Thenardier- Ian McKellan
Madame Thenardier- Mandy Moore
Young Cossette- Kristin Chenoworth

[whatyouown223]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 8:13pm

Aggghh. Britney= no. Half the people can't even sing. Kelly is not one of those opera singers either.

[PhantomMag234]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 8:14pm

What are my words too inteeligent for ya?! And (Yeck) Beergoogles please tell me your cast is a joke!
Updated On: 7/13/05 at 08:14 PM

[Beergoggles]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 8:20pm

ofcourse it is... although it would be entertaining... just not in a good way!

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 8:22pm

One thing I know, I'd have to play Gavroche.
But what about October's 20th Anniversary celebration? I wonder who will be cast for that...

Updated On: 7/20/05 at 08:22 PM

[PhantomMag234]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 8:22pm

Thank the Dickens! I was going have to say something bad
Updated On: 7/13/05 at 08:22 PM

[Thenardier]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 8:27pm

Kristin will do a splendid version of Castle on a Cloud.

But, she may be too short to pass as a yound child.

If this is a joke thread, I suggest searching.

[EganFan2]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 8:29pm

"Young Cossette- Kristin Chenoweth"

Ha haa haaaa!

[PhantomMag234]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 8:31pm

On this website I frequetley vist they dream up casts for flims or stage shows. In the Les Miz poll Emmy Rossum is #1 for both Cosette and Eponine. Indina Menzel #1 for Fantine.

[Thenardier]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 8:33pm

"Indina" will make a splendid Mme. Thenardier.

[Georgeanne]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 8:36pm

Emmy Rossum and "Indina" Menzel?

That's like a fangirl's dream.

[PhantomMag234]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 8:44pm

I can picture Emmy as Eponine but Cosette

[Georgeanne]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 8:49pm

I can't picture Emmy Rossum as anything, thank you very much.

Seriously, why don't we just add Norbert Leo Butz and Kristin Chenoweth and we can have "WICKED sings LES MISERABLES". I love me some WICKED, but come on.

Or just fill in the whole cast with American Idol contestants!

[ZBraff]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 8:57pm

.....HAHAHHAHAHAHA. Really - if we're trying to make it THAT bad lets use:

Brad Pitt as Jean Valjean
Tom Cruise as Marius
Jack Nicholson as young Cosette
Tara Reid as Eponine

.....you get the idea :)

thats just ridiculous

[Thenardier]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 9:01pm

No, z....

Dakota Fanning as Valjean.

[ZBraff]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 9:04pm

Hahahaha!!! Good Call.

And while we're at it...Lindsay Lohan as Enjolras. I'm sure she'd put in a moving performance.

[Georgeanne]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 9:05pm

I think Ryan Seacrest should be Jean Valjean.

[cindy013]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 9:07pm

Ah yes. "Indina" Menzel would make a lovely Fantine. "I dreamed a dream in time gone byyy oh ayayiyayay*pop vocals*

"and tell Cosette I love her and I'll see her when I WAAAAAAAAAKE!!!! *pop vocals*... you can't kill me yet ! AHHH! Never gonna bring me down! *inserts wicked lyrics*"

Sorry. Quitting now.

[Thenardier]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 9:10pm

And Hilary Duff as Javert.