Mwahaha... well, she may be a hobag, but there's no denying she IS a force to be reckoned with.

I can't see her as Ruth, either... she's too glamorous. It would be one of those moments where you say, "But that doesn't make sense... she's PRETTIER than Eileen... what the hell???" Yeah, I couldn't buy her as the sister everyone passes by... she doesn't have the right look for Ruth, though she could sing the f*ck out of 100 Easy Ways.
Alto's Lament... interesting you should mention the sheet music for that... I'm actually attempting to get my hands on a copy myself (well, someone is attempting to get their hands on a copy for me), but I don't think it's actually in print... I don't honestly know. I know one person who has a copy and that's the aforementioned person in this post. LOL. I had a copy YEARS ago but I lost it... I'm sure its floating around SOMEWHERE.
Do we know who else has recorded this song? I know it's recorded on some other CD... hmmmmm....
And Sabrelady... I feared for my soul sitting in the audience of Albertine... FEARED... SOUL...
Her breasts could have devoured the entire audience... her incessant need to fondle them was indeed a scarring experience in my case. The show on a whole was... bad... however, when a single song lyric is the sole cause of nightmares concerning Emily as a big giant thigh, that's when you know it's crossed a line.
"You! You are the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber! And you, well, I just plain don't like you."
~Stewart Gilligan Griffin