I'm quite dissapointed this has never been on Broadway. It would have been a hit...back in the 80's to early 90's. I was looking through the score and reading the book, and I must say, it's VERY dated. I actually got a good laugh out of it.
Hard Work is a lot worse than I remember. 13 minutes. Then we have I wanna make magic. The lyrics are extremely corny, especially in the reprise. 1 guy sings "Magic" then a girl sings "Magic" then another girl, then another guy whispers "Magic", in a very dramatic emotional tone. H-I-L-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!!!
Think Of Meryl Streep is by FAR the worst song i've ever heard. Shockingly bad!
I certainly hope that if they revive this for Broadway, they also REVISE it. Oh, and don't even get me started on the orchestrations...
A little known fact is that in the original screenplay, Pan's Labyrinth was Pan's FLAByrinth. Hmmmmmmm...glad they changed it.