Fattest Cat In The World

[newyorkuniq]

Posted: 10/26/03 at 2:23am

World's 'fattest cat' discovered in Russia

What is believed to be the world's fattest cat has been discovered in Russia, weighing more than 20 kilogrammes.

Five-year-old Katy has lost interest in everything but food, says her owner.

Katy is being considered for the Guinness Book of World records as the previous heaviest cat, an Australian named Himmy, is two kilos lighter.

Katy has a 27 inch waist and according to her owner ploughs through sausages at the rate of one-and-a-half per minute.

[BC]

Posted: 10/26/03 at 2:28am

"Now and Forever..."

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 10/26/03 at 11:07am

I used to have 2 cats . One big one I called Fatso. It enjoyed sitting in the bathroom sink & watching me take a bath. It walked around the rim of the tub until one day it fell in. You than saw the fastest ball of wet cat fur in your life. After that, he just went back to sitting in the sink & watching me. His roaming days were over

Updated On: 10/26/03 at 11:07 AM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/26/03 at 12:01pm

Hmmmmm. Who was it who sanctimoniously admonished board members to keep their posts to the topic of Broadway? I think it was.... "the name on everybody's lips is gonna be..."

[Hank]

Posted: 10/26/03 at 12:29pm

Fattest cat in the world! Didn't she just have the world's fattest kittens? It was front page news recently in The Weekly World News. Maybe coming to Off Broadway soon. Hey, they did Bat Boy. Just imagine, a feline Hairspray! Updated On: 10/26/03 at 12:29 PM

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 10/26/03 at 12:47pm

To my old buddy Namo. Who started this thread ? Read from the top not from where you want to. I also suggest you look at my post to you in a thread about shows closing prematurely. I posted for you there & never heard your reply . The thread recently stopped by rob Pope was off topic but strangely I did not hear a peep from you on that. You stayed out of it but did not say it was off topic. Hmm . Seems like you rant on selectively against certain people. Sounds like exactly what you accuse me of. Read my post in the thread mentioned above

Updated On: 10/26/03 at 12:47 PM

[emmamia]

Posted: 10/26/03 at 1:20pm

I named one of my cats Chunky cuz he had this cute lil belly and his brother was super skinny.

Did you know cats can get Feline AIDS??

[newyorkuniq]

Posted: 10/26/03 at 2:18pm

So it's a little off topic. I got a good laugh out of it and wanted to share:)

[BwayTheatre11]

Posted: 10/26/03 at 2:34pm

This board is full of off topic threads! Don't let Namo get to you...one of the only members he gets along with is Al Dente. They are connected at the penis.

Updated On: 10/26/03 at 02:34 PM

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 10/26/03 at 2:37pm

Since when do they have THOSE??

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/26/03 at 2:38pm

Um, Rox? Do you have no-term memory? I didn't care at all about the Pope thread, and as you recall, I thought it was odd that you started another thread explaining how you thought it was good that Rob locked that thread (I'm sure he felt good to get your approval) and then you said people shouldn't post off-topic. Well, I personally have no problem with off-topic posts, they're part of what makes the world go round. But even you should be able to catch the irony in the fact that you said, in that thread about the locked Pope thread, that people should stick to discussions of Broadway and here you are, sharing with the world your just-this-side-of-bestiality tale of bathing with your obese cat. See? It was the irony and the hypocrisy I was pointing out. See? You were the one who said people shouldn't do it. And then, there you are doing it. See? If you need me to spell it out in any way that will clear it up for you, all you have to do is ask old friend.

But really, your "I didn't start it" theme is beneath even you, isn't it? "The name on everybody's lips is gonna be..."

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 10/26/03 at 2:40pm

::golf claps::

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 10/26/03 at 2:51pm

I thought this thread was gonna be about Reuben Studdard!

[BwayTheatre11]

Posted: 10/26/03 at 3:02pm

::golf claps:: I had no juice in my battery! Re-shoot. Oh I see this is a photo opportunity.

[newyorkuniq]

Posted: 10/26/03 at 3:06pm

lmao Sueleen

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 10/26/03 at 6:06pm

Dear Namo

You really have gone off the deep end & should get professional help. To have such a visceral loathing for someone you have never met is a bit odd. It is really sad that you have nothing better to do with your life than to sit by your computer & wait for me to post so you can tear into me. To turn a harmless story re a cat into an ode to bestiality shows you have really gone off the deep end. I really pity you & now realize why you post the way you do. What a shame your life is so shallow .

Updated On: 10/26/03 at 06:06 PM

[newyorkuniq]

Posted: 10/26/03 at 6:08pm

smelly cat
smelly cat
what are they feeding you?
smelly cat
smelly cat
its not yuor fault.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/26/03 at 7:20pm

Duh. I said "just this side of bestiality." What you and the pets do actually do behind the privacy of bathroom doors is of no concern to anybody but you and your god. I note you didn't address the hypocrisy issue, quel la surprise.

Mr. Roxy wrote: "If you feel the necessity to vent your spleen about anything other than Broadway, write a letter to the editor of your local newspaper or send a private message to anyone on the board." ANYTHING OTHER THAN BROADWAY! Meow!

"The name on everybody's lips is gonna be..."

Updated On: 10/26/03 at 07:20 PM

[Al Dente]

Posted: 10/27/03 at 10:49am

How the heck did I get involved? Maybe Namo likes me because I don't need a dictionary or thesaurus to understand his posts. Oh, and leave my penis out of this. Careful BG2(insert inane smiley face here).

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 10/27/03 at 4:37pm

i think most of us could be involved if we want to talk about the true "cattiness" of this board. Lighten up, folks.

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 10/27/03 at 4:43pm

that brings up a point, ROB D, that i've been meaning to ask: since we can very easily edit our various posts, can the originator of a thread be allowed to edit its title? that way, NEW YORK UNIQ (whose handle, by the way, is among my favorites here, along with GYPSY ROSE ME) could alter her thread title to reflect that some think the subject is "Off Topic."

[DofB5]

Posted: 10/27/03 at 6:41pm

[newyorkuniq]

Posted: 10/27/03 at 6:43pm

How could anyone ot realise a title like fattest cat in the world is off topic???!!! lol

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/27/03 at 9:09pm

That's not the point. The point is Mr. Nothing But Broadway contributed to it. "Do as I say, not as I do" much?

[Alex the Cat]

Posted: 10/27/03 at 9:32pm

I'm sorry, but I, Alex the Cat, am the fattest cat in the world. Unfortunately the picture does not do me justice. End of discussion.