Favorite Funny Lines
Favorite Funny Lines
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#1Favorite Funny Lines
Posted: 7/27/14 at 3:15pm
Post some of your favorite funny lines from a play or musical.
In Love! Valor! Compassion! when Buzz describes his room, he says it's the Anne Frank Memorial Closet.
jiff
Chorus Member Joined: 1/29/12
#2Favorite Funny Lines
Posted: 7/29/14 at 10:51pm
"You were a man of grace and polish, that never spoke above a hush. Now all at once you're using language that would make a sailor blush."
#2Favorite Funny Lines
Posted: 7/29/14 at 10:59pm"And you're loving me and I'm loving you.... And that's because none of us got enough love in our childhoods. And that's show biz, kid!"
chinto1984
Leading Actor Joined: 8/6/07
greenlantern
Swing Joined: 2/11/13
#4Favorite Funny Lines
Posted: 7/30/14 at 5:45amFrom Noel Coward's Star Quality - "She has more lines on her face than she has in the script."
morosco
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/10/04
#5Favorite Funny Lines
Posted: 7/30/14 at 1:32pmTo lose a husband, or a lover or two, during one's lifetime can be vexing - but to lose one's teeth is a catastrophe!
#6Favorite Funny Lines
Posted: 7/30/14 at 11:20pm
"In the mid-to-late eighties, I was in my early-late twenties..."
"When I think about all of the people I have come upon in my travels, I can't help but think about the people who have come upon me..."
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