Favorite Funny Lines

[Gothampc]

Favorite Funny Lines#1

Posted: 7/27/14 at 3:15pm

Post some of your favorite funny lines from a play or musical.

In Love! Valor! Compassion! when Buzz describes his room, he says it's the Anne Frank Memorial Closet.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

[jiff]

Favorite Funny Lines#2

Posted: 7/29/14 at 10:51pm

"You were a man of grace and polish, that never spoke above a hush. Now all at once you're using language that would make a sailor blush."

[GavestonPS]

Favorite Funny Lines#2

Posted: 7/29/14 at 10:59pm

"And you're loving me and I'm loving you.... And that's because none of us got enough love in our childhoods. And that's show biz, kid!"

[chinto1984]

Favorite Funny Lines#3

Posted: 7/30/14 at 2:07am

You can talk to birds.

[greenlantern]

Favorite Funny Lines#4

Posted: 7/30/14 at 5:45am

From Noel Coward's Star Quality - "She has more lines on her face than she has in the script."

[morosco]

Favorite Funny Lines#5

Posted: 7/30/14 at 1:32pm

To lose a husband, or a lover or two, during one's lifetime can be vexing - but to lose one's teeth is a catastrophe!

[quizking101]

Favorite Funny Lines#6

Posted: 7/30/14 at 11:20pm

"In the mid-to-late eighties, I was in my early-late twenties..."

"When I think about all of the people I have come upon in my travels, I can't help but think about the people who have come upon me..."

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