"I'm a one-eyed Mormon Democrat from conservative Arizona, and you can't have a higher handicap than that."
~The ever-great and fabulous Morris K. Udall.
"In theater, the process of it is the experience. Everyone goes through the process, and everyone has the experience together. It doesn't last - only in people's memories and in their hearts. That's the beauty and sadness of it. But that's life - beauty and the sadness. And that is why theater is life." - Sherie Rene Scott
They're not evil, they're just pissed off and misunderstood. And they had their reasons. I'm not saying I agree with them but:
CZOLGOSZ I did it because it is wrong for one man to have so much service when other men have none...
BOOTH I did it do bring down the government of Abraham Lincoln and avenge the ravaged South...
HINCKLEY I did it to prove to her my everlasting love...
FROMME I did it to make them listen to Charlie...
ZANGARA I did it 'cause my belly was on fire...
GUITEAU I did it to preserve the Union and promote the sale of my book...
MOORE I did it so my friends would know where I was coming from...
BYCK Where's my prize?
CZOLGOSZ I did it because no one cared about the poor man's pain...
MOORE I did it so I'd know where I was coming from...
BYCK I want my prize...
ZANGARA I did it 'cause the bosses made my belly burn...
HINCKLEY I did it so she'd pay attention...
MOORE So I'd have someplace to come from, and someplace to go...
BYCK Don't I get a prize?...
GUITEAU I did it 'cause they said I'd be ambassador to France...
BOOTH I did it so they'd suffer in the North the way we'd suffered in the South...
BYCK I deserve a [freak]ing prize!...
FROMME I did it so there'd be a trial, and Charlie would get to be a witness, and he'd be on TV, and he'd save the world!...
GUITEAU Where's my prize?
BYCK I did it to make people listen.
CZOLGOSZ, FROMME They promised me a prize...
HINCKLEY Because she wouldn't take my phone calls --
ALL (except Zangara) What about my prize?...
ZANGARA Because nothing stopped the fire--!
ALL (except Byck) I want my prize!...
BYCK Nobody would listen!
Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
--Cartman: South Park
ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."