Favorite Spelling Bee quotes? — Page 2

#26

re: Favorite Spelling Bee quotes?

Posted: 5/29/06 at 8:56pm

When a young girl in rain boots was introduced, something like:
"Miss___ has come prepared after the great spelling bee flood of 1999."
The funniest part was that the girl didn't get it at all.

#27

re: Favorite Spelling Bee quotes?

Posted: 5/29/06 at 8:59pm

From the show I went to:

"The definition for Mexican is a person from Mexico, or what Americans call people from Puerto Rico, the Dominican Republic or any other Latin country."

#28

re: Favorite Spelling Bee quotes?

Posted: 5/29/06 at 9:03pm

OMG! Right after the Oscars, when Logainne got out she said,

"This is...this is....almost as disapointing as Brokeback Mountain not winning best picture!"

Best. Quote. Ever.

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"Are you sorry for civilization? I am sorry for it too." ~Coast of Utopia: Shipwreck

#29

re: Favorite Spelling Bee quotes?

Posted: 5/29/06 at 9:04pm

Omg! Leaf Coneybear wrote cats! I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard. wow. I'm such a dork. I have to see the adults only show. Alas I am only 14 and am not allowed. I also haven't seen the show since they added "Jesus. I knew you were Asian." To the regualr show


"When Logainne says something about how the spelling bee is plummeting as fast as George Bush's approval ratings."

I love Logainnes little rants. One that just sticks out in my mind was when she went "These rules, are as bad as Dick Cheney's aim."

Updated On: 5/29/06 at 09:04 PM

#30

re: Favorite Spelling Bee quotes?

Posted: 5/29/06 at 9:05pm

Ooh, and the one about Logainne's dads taking her to see Brokeback Mountain for the seventh time

#31

re: Favorite Spelling Bee quotes?

Posted: 5/29/06 at 9:12pm

lfae- What was that one? I don't remember.. (And yes, I LOVE her rants!)

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"Are you sorry for civilization? I am sorry for it too." ~Coast of Utopia: Shipwreck

#32

re: Favorite Spelling Bee quotes?

Posted: 5/29/06 at 9:13pm

*listening quietly*

#33

re: Favorite Spelling Bee quotes?

Posted: 5/29/06 at 9:38pm

liotte! Where are your quotes? I thought you were like, Ms. Spelling Bee 2006!

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"Are you sorry for civilization? I am sorry for it too." ~Coast of Utopia: Shipwreck

Updated On: 5/29/06 at 09:38 PM

#34

re: Favorite Spelling Bee quotes?

Posted: 5/29/06 at 9:39pm

Damn, can't someone else field that? It'll take me ages to, uh, "remember" it...*searches*

#35

re: Favorite Spelling Bee quotes?

Posted: 5/29/06 at 9:39pm

lol- I swear I'm the only one not in on the memory assisting device market

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"Are you sorry for civilization? I am sorry for it too." ~Coast of Utopia: Shipwreck

Updated On: 5/29/06 at 09:39 PM

#36

re: Favorite Spelling Bee quotes?

Posted: 5/29/06 at 9:44pm

Kat, I'm listening to what you guys are saying. I can and would quote the whole show, so I'd rather just sit back and watch what other people say.

#37

re: Favorite Spelling Bee quotes?

Posted: 5/29/06 at 9:44pm

Good idea

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"Are you sorry for civilization? I am sorry for it too." ~Coast of Utopia: Shipwreck

#38

re: Favorite Spelling Bee quotes?

Posted: 5/29/06 at 9:53pm

One more favorite before I go off to bed....

Ms. Olive Ostrovsky won her schools Halloween Costume Contest.
I was roadkill.


Tomorrow I shall take about my favorite facial expressions.
Nighty Nite.

#39

re: Favorite Spelling Bee quotes?

Posted: 5/29/06 at 9:56pm

rona says something like "all the participants in this bee won their own schools spelling bees"
and leaf coneybear stands up "i didn't..."

also "you're all going down thuckas!" (th = lisp for s)

#40

re: Favorite Spelling Bee quotes?

Posted: 5/29/06 at 10:08pm

Favorite scentences

Capybara :A tailless four and a half foot largely aquatic south American rodent.
Scentence: Dont look now pedro but i think that tailess four and a half foot rodent swimming next to you may be a capybara.

Pakapoo: A chinese lottery
Scentence: After winning the Pakapoo, Zahng Zhoo collected his winnings and got his family out.

My favorite
Phylactery: Either of two small square leather boxes containing religious texts traditionally worn on the left arm and head by Jewish me during morning weekday prayers
Scentence: Billy put down that phylactery- we're Episcopalian.

#41

re: Favorite Spelling Bee quotes?

Posted: 5/29/06 at 11:01pm

I saw it on Easter Sunday and Jesus appeared carrying a basket with a large bunny in it. Marcy asked Jesus how he was and he said, "I've had quite the day."

Describing an audience member/participant, the emcee said, "Mr. Loyal spends his time in the cafeteria with his friends Mr. Corageous and Mr. Friendly."

#42

re: Favorite Spelling Bee quotes?

Posted: 5/29/06 at 11:13pm

ah, I love this! My favorite was also describing an audience participant. FYI: It was a pre-teen aged boy wearing a light blue shirt & khakis in October.

"A lover of spring, Mr.(?) refuses to accept the fall color pallet."

#43

re: Favorite Spelling Bee quotes?

Posted: 5/30/06 at 1:11am

You know, the lack of punctuation, decent grammar and actual use of the shift key in several of these posts, not to mention the mispellings, makes me want to reach for a lifesaver, for I am drowning in irony.

HELP!

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#44

re: Favorite Spelling Bee quotes?

Posted: 5/30/06 at 2:06am

When I saw Spelling Bee, Logainne's rant said that George Bush had this huge conspiricy behind multiple things (which I can't remember) including Crash winning Best Picture. Then the audience applauded. I wish I remembered the entire rant so I could post it here, but I saw Spelling Bee two months ago, so I don't remember it. I'm really sorry.

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There's a lot I am not certain of...

#45

re: Favorite Spelling Bee quotes?

Posted: 5/30/06 at 8:30am

Lizzie, you may want to check yourself for run-on sentence structure before yelling at others.

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"Are you sorry for civilization? I am sorry for it too." ~Coast of Utopia: Shipwreck

#46

re: Favorite Spelling Bee quotes?

Posted: 5/30/06 at 11:03am

Lizzie, I understand completely. Also hence my lack of posting in this thread. I know. Plus, I know all these quotes verbatim, and seeing them misquoted is killing me.

#47

re: Favorite Spelling Bee quotes?

Posted: 5/30/06 at 2:00pm

An audience member dressed in khakis and a beige & brown striped shirt was introduced with this: "Mr. So-and-So dreams of the day his favorite clothing is available in colors."

A young audience member's introduction: "Mr. So-and-So actually came in last in his spelling bee, but got here by invoking Opposite Day."

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Gingerbread houses along golden, frothy canals. Like Venice... only different?

#48

re: Favorite Spelling Bee quotes?

Posted: 5/30/06 at 2:17pm

"I don't have a magical foot."
"Or a mother."
It gets me everytime.

Last Saturday in SF, I heard Leaf's letter to Mitch. "Dear Mitch, I have 3 cats." It was hillarious.

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Pillowpants. 'Nuff said.

#49

re: Favorite Spelling Bee quotes?

Posted: 5/30/06 at 8:07pm

Or Adult's Only Night, "I was Bette Middler's surmaid."

#50

re: Favorite Spelling Bee quotes?

Posted: 5/30/06 at 8:15pm

surmaid? I heard cervix. Hmm.